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1. Living on earth is expensive, but it does include a FREE trip around the sun.

2. Birthdays are good for you, the more you have, the longer you live.

3. Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.

4. Don't cry because its over, smile because it happened.

5. How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on.

6. If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?

7. People that are late are usually jollier than the ones who waited on them.

8. Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.

9. A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.

10. Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open!

There are two days in every week about which we should not worry, two days which should be kept free from fear and apprehension.



One of these days is Yesterday with all its mistakes and cares, its faults and blunders, its aches and pains. Yesterday has passed forever beyond our control. All the money in the world cannot bring back Yesterday. We cannot undo a single act we performed; we cannot erase a single word we said. Yesterday is gone forever.



The other day we should not worry about is Tomorrow with all its possible adversities, its burdens, its large promise and its poor performance; Tomorrow is also beyond our immediate control. Tomorrow's sun will rise, either in splendor or behind a mask of clouds, but it will rise. Until it does, we have no stake in Tomorrow, for it is yet to be born.



This leaves only one day, Today. Any person can fight the battle of just one day. It is when you and I add the burdens of those two awful eternities Yesterday and Tomorrow that we break down. It is not the experience of Today that drives a person mad, it is the remorse or bitterness of something which happened Yesterday and the dread of what Tomorrow may bring.



Let us, therefore, Live but one day at a time.