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I'd like the thank my neighbor for setting off the fire alarm in my hallway today....



The FD showed up....



So did the rest of the neighborhood.....



And NO ONE woke my ass up.



Nice to know that if a real fire happens... I'm toast. (literally)





A word to stoners.... If you gonna lite up, dont do it someplace flammable.... Your 3rd shift neighbors might get killed... Or worse... Pissed at you.

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xxEmaeraldxx
06:21 Nov 27 2016

Oops...if you didn't hear the alarm its possibly not loud enough?

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HAWK2K
06:33 Nov 27 2016

Ironic....



Since the previous alarm WOULD have woken me up....



But the landlord replaced it with an inferior alarm because the fire code was updated.



Anyone else worried?

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xRobin3x
10:48 Nov 27 2016

NWO comes to mind......also the georgia guidestones does too......lol

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HAWK2K
00:45 Nov 28 2016

say wha?

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BeautifulEnlightenment
01:02 Nov 28 2016

Yes I'm with Robin. I smell a conspiracy for sure. :P

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BloodMoonMystic
00:59 Sep 01 2017

Ouch thats just wrong....and scary

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This year I'm gonna start the protest early.... #boycottblackthursday and #boycottblackfriday! Why? Because Turkey Day used to be a time to spend with friends/family and remember the hardships of the Pilgrims and how they celebrated their survival with their neighbors, the Native Americans. Not once was it mentioned the awesome deals the Pilgrims got when they went to the local puritan shopping mall at midnight, because THAT DID NOT HAPPEN! It was only in the last 40 years were we tricked into waking before sunrise and swarm the retail stores just find a cheaper item. We are retarded.



Please stay home after your Turkey Dinner.... And then stay home enjoy the quality quiet time with your loved ones until Sat..... THEN you can go shopping.



And also... Please don't put out your Xmas stuff until December..... Maybe this year, Xmas can be a less annoying, less stressful, and less commercial holiday. Thanks for listening.

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xRobin3x
13:49 Nov 18 2016

Never seen the point of having the xmas stuff up so early.

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