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So.... it starts out like any other night that I have to work....



I get in my uniform and drive to Burger King for food.... and I am stuck behind a retarded chap in line. And when I say "retarded", I don't mean "The Situation" from Jersey Shore, I mean a real guy with mental problems.



He is trying to say his order to the countergirl, being uber- S L O W, while the countergirl and I are actually watching Time come to a halt. but he gets it done, and then I get my chance to order.



Now here comes the fucked up part:



As we are waiting for our respective food to arrive.... The Retarded guy takes a roll of paper towel and sticks it inside his jacket.



That's right, kids... he just stole a roll of paper towels.



and when BK manager calls him on it... he tries to play it off like he don't do it.... despite being witnessed by several BK employees... and yours-truely.



Eventually... he gives back the paper towels and walks out all butt hurt, but THAT was a sign of things to come....



as Tonite.....



is the Night....



of the Living Stupid!!!!



and it's much worse then dealing with a horde zombies!



ugh!

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CarnelianMyst
16:07 Nov 06 2011

You should have told me you were hungry. I could have made you a little snack before work. :P

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