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Stop the presses!!!!!

20:03 Nov 08 2008
Times Read: 819


I love headline bloopers. We see them nearly every day in our local newspapers. I often wonder if they really do pay a proof reader.



Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter

This one was caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and the Editorial Room was called and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day.



Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

No, really?



Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Now that's taking things a bit far!



Miners Refuse to Work after Death

No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!



Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

See if that works any better than a fair trial!



War Dims Hope for Peace

I can see where it might have that effect!





If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile

Ya think?!



Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

Who would have thought!



Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

They may be on to something!



Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?!

Oklahoma's construction program!



Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge

He probably IS the battery charge!



New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

Weren't they fat enough?!



Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

Do they taste like chicken?



Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

Chainsaw Massacre all over again!



Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

Boy, are they tall!



And the winner is...

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

Did I read that right?



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