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The Lunatics return!!!!!!!!!!!!20:06 Mar 08 2008
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Episode #4
"Fuck me, I’m desperate!!!!"
or
"Let sleeping Hawks lie!!!!"
Tonight’s show begins in the The Raven's Nest Bar & Grill……
Hawk just finishes a Six-Day work week and stumbles into the Raven’s Nest Bar & Grill
When suddenly……
HAWK2K: :: crawls over to the bar.... ::
Greg....
I.....
need.....
a.....
Beer!
:: collapses onto the floor... ::
razorsmall:: Avoids the past out guy in the floor .........
"Vault please sir"........
"Damn! , Hawk it’s you, get off the floor man, have a seat"
gothicmotokokusanagi: *watches as some random bar-flys walk in, laugh and poke Hawk with large sticks.
Don’t get any wrong ideas either about them sticks... lmao* at least it's not me, their poking... ^-^
xxVampiraxx: *helps Hawk to the nearest stool and sits next to him*
Bring our Hawk a cold one please....:)
trissy: :: walks in from the cold….::
Fuck I need to party .......
ugggggg I don’t think a case is gonna last me tonight....
woohoo party......
:: sneaks up on Hawk and pours ice down the back of his shirt ...... ::
will you wake up already sheesh.......
zenraven: *rolls of the stool laughing at trissy*
OMG that was some funny shit right there......
trissy: lol yeah well he don’t need to be sleeping all over the bar when I feel like partying
it will bring me down man..........
and I’ve had enough of that.....
lmfao and yeah trissy is home......
so come on, let’s party....
zenraven: :: puts on some SWEET HOME ALABAMA..... ::
well get your party on girl!!!
trissy: woohoo oh yeah
I love that song
:: jumps on the table and dances............. ::
zenraven: 
HAWK2K: :: sorta wakes up ::
why am I cold....?
:: passes out again.... ::
:: loudly snores ::
trissy: :: walks over with a permanent marker and writes “Fuck me, I am desperate” on Hawks forehead and face............::
mmmmmhmmmmm teach you to pass out in the bar again........
HAWK2K: :: still sleeping... ::
Trissy... when I wake up.....
I'm gonna kick the shit outta you....
:: snores ::
trissy: promises promises
my boots hurt your peepee, remember? .............
snoring my ass more like playing dead...
yeah right talking in your sleep my ass...........
HAWK2K: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
:P
trissy: :: drags in a battery and hooks up jumper cables then clamps one to each one of Hawks titties........ ::
you awake now asshole.........
HAWK2K: :: still sleeping... ::
Sonia.... I said not tonite.... I tired.....
:: snores ::
trissy: wtf??????????????
Sonja I feel for you...........
:: clamps jumper cables to his balls ........ ::
ummmm Hawk how about now
wakey wakey wakey......
HAWK2K: :: still sleeping.... ::
No Sonia..... I would be useless to ya anyways.... maybe after I wake up....
:: snores ::
trissy: :: walks out brings in a grenade puts it in Hawks hands pulls the pin and runs back out...........::
HAWK2K: :: BOOM ::
:: Hawk wakes up ::
WTF!!!!
I said a Noon wake up!!!!
not a Midnight wake up!!!!!!
Is it Noon?????
Nope, it's still dark!!!!!!!!!!
Who gets to die?!?!?!?!?!?!
:: looks around, glaring ::
trissy: :: walks in ...::
wtf is going on in here I told Zen not to play with those damn grenades...........
damn Hawk wtf is on your face
you desperate?
huh well I ain’t gonna fuck ya.........
HAWK2K: Hmmmmmm......
I get blown up and trissy walks in....
This can't be a coincidence....
:: gets out Betsy ::
trissy... you know I'm cranky when I get woken up!!!!!!!
Come and get your medicine!
trissy: :: walks up to Hawk and kicks him in the balls ..... ::
I’ve had a nasty month and it was really bad all week and you wanna threaten me......
yeah how did you like YOUR medicine...........
them balls hurt yet or you want one more kick....
all I can say is its party time
now on your feet soldier......
:: under her breath ::….fucking men......
HAWK2K: :: hits the floor like a ton of bricks ::
:: and with high pitched voice..... ::
muthafucka.....
when did you get the steel spiked tipped shoes??????
ow!
:: falls over ::
trissy: since I borrowed them from Sonia........
would you like another kick or you gonna get the fuck up and party with me asshole.........
HAWK2K: :: still in fetal position ::
I can't....
my testicles are lodged in my throat!!!!!!
ow!
thirsty4blood: I need some Jager
*trips on way to bar*
I'm so clumsy, lol
trissy: you ain’t clumsy
your ass just tripped over Hawk
he’s being a baby and lying on the floor.....
Hawk you gonna get up
or would you like me to pull them damn balls back out for ya too......
zenraven: *having a foot stuck in my side from thirsty for blood*......
uuugghh you tripped over me lady....
although you are a little clumsy
HAWK2K: yes.... please!
it's
hard to
Breathe!
:: turns blue ::
zenraven: *brushing the dust off me.*
wow Hawk
those are in there deep....
thirsty4blood: oh, lol...
sorry dude
*looks down*
didn't see ya there
which reminds me
*hangs Zenraven by his thumbs*
trissy: ::walks up to Hawk and grabs his balls ::
ohhhh this reminds me of a song
Rollin rollin rollin keep Hawk a rollin man his balls are swollen rawhide twist them up yankem down pull them up yank them off rawhide......
ok pulls Hawk up by his balls ....... all better now?????
thirsty4blood: *chugs a bottle of Jager*
how those thumb chains feel Zen?
HAWK2K: :: chokes ::
yes...
:: punches Trissy in her tit! ::
How about you?
:P
zenraven: awww man I thought you wouldn’t remember the thumb cuffs....
I think I am gonna have a drink..... AMF plz!!
thirsty4blood: course I remember
*evil smile and waves drink in front of your face*
how bad you want it???
trissy: ummmm Hawk you gotta do better than that
my youngest plays doorbell all the time were she pokes me in the boob and goes dingdong
so they are a little immune...........
but I can readjust your balls for you again.....
and oohhhhhh Zen how's the hanging going with them thumb hangers ......lol
HAWK2K: Damn....
:: kicks Trissy in the knee! ::
How does that feel?
zenraven: just as long as you don’t waste it.....
very much plz
*gets the sad face thing going*
come on , you know you wanna see me drunk and thumb-cuffed up....
thirsty4blood: hey Trissy, I have an extra pair of thumb chains if you wanna use them...
ah, what the hell here
*gives them to Trissy*
trissy: ow omg ow omg oweeeeeeeeee
:: hops around doing fuck dance ......... ::
wtf oh you are so dead now you bastard.......
:: goes running at Hawk.............. ::
thirsty4blood: that would be interesting
*gives ZenRaven a little sip*
HAWK2K: :: walks away from Trissy ::
gee.... trissy... are you sure you should run on a gimpy knee????
:P
zenraven: *getting all giddy at the AMF bluey blueness*
WOOT!!! thank lady...
*starts getting all fidgety*
trissy: fuck that’s not fair all I wanted to do was party ............
:: sits on the floor .........::
Hawk you hate me ........
sniff sniff sniff sniff......whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
thirsty4blood: okay, I'm done torturing you...for now anyways, mwahahahaha
*lets ZenRaven down, gives him his drink, drinks more Jager, dances around to Vampire Heart which just came on the playlist*
HAWK2K: this....
ladies and jellyspoons....
is what happens when you wake up a sleeping Hawk.....
:P
has everyone learned their lessons?????
LOL
zenraven: *waddles over to trissy*
don’t be sad trissy... we can repeat the song and dance it out if you want....
he will come back sooner or later then you can get him.... hehehe
trissy: fuck no you gotta sleep sometime…..
and I am gonna get you Hawk............
And this brings this Episode of the Lunatics to an end....
Will Trissy get her revenge?????
Will ZenRaven get out of the thumb chains??????
Will Hawk ever get the sleep he needs so badly?????
tune in next time to find out the answers to those questions and hear Trissy say: "I want my Snugglebunnies!!!!!!!"
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