You don't know Jack Shit!!!!!!
20:55 Jun 06 2009
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Who is Jack Shit?!?!?!?!?!
By Crock O. Schitt
For some time many of us have wondered; just who is this Jack Shit?
We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, “You don’t know Jack Shit!”
Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.
Jack Schitt (correct spelling), is the only son of Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate,
and Stef Happens, daughter of the Co-owner of the fertilizer company, Schitt-Happens Inc.
They had one son…. Jack
Later on, Jack married his high school sweetheart, Noe,
and soon after, the very religious couple had six sons:
Holy Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins; Deap and Dip Schitt.
But, after 15 years, Jack died in a freak Fertilizer accident, and a few years later…
Noe Schitt got remarried to Ted Sherlock, and, because her kids were living with them…
Noe kept her previous name and was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Jack’s Children moved on with their lives,
Holy entered the priesthood and now is a missionary in the small South American nation, Sierra Guano.
Dip married his college sweetheart, Loda, and produced a son with a rather nervous disposition,
earning him the nickname, Chicken.
Against his Mother’s objections… Deep got married to Dum, a high school drop-out.
Fulla and Giva, who were inseparable throughout childhood, married the Needeepen sisters in a duel ceremony.
The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Needeepen - Schitt Nuptials.
Fulla and his wife had one son, named Dawg and
Giva and his wife had one daughter, Byrd, and one son, Hoarse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world,
but he recently from Italy with his new Italian bride… Pisa
Now when someone says, “You don’t know Jack Schitt,”
You can correct them.
COMMENTS
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xRobin3x
16:10 Feb 09 2012
OK, let me clearafiy why the posting of my journal entry............ i was talking to a friend... that lives outside the us..... never hearing the words diddle squat...... hance the posting of the entry.