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George Carlin - RIP

16:40 Jun 23 2008
Times Read: 900


George Carlin Dead at Age 71




SANTA MONICA, Calif. (AP) -- George Carlin, the dean of counterculture comedians whose biting insights on life and language were immortalized in his "Seven Words You Can Never Say On TV" routine, died of heart failure Sunday. He was 71.



Carlin, who had a history of heart trouble, went into St. John's Medical Center in Santa Monica on Sunday afternoon complaining of chest pain and died later that evening, said his publicist, Jeff Abraham. He had performed as recently as last weekend at the Orleans Casino and Hotel in Las Vegas.



Carlin constantly pushed the envelope with his jokes, particularly with the "Seven Words" routine. When he uttered all seven at a show in Milwaukee in 1972, he was arrested for disturbing the peace.



When the words were played on a New York radio station, they resulted in a Supreme Court ruling in 1978 upholding the government's authority to sanction stations for broadcasting offensive language.



"So my name is a footnote in American legal history, which I'm perversely kind of proud of," he told The Associated Press earlier this year.



He produced 23 comedy albums, 14 HBO specials, three books, a couple of TV shows and appeared in several movies. Carlin hosted the first broadcast of "Saturday Night Live" and noted on his Web site that he was "loaded on cocaine all week long."



He won four Grammy Awards, each for best spoken comedy album, and was nominated for five Emmy awards. On Tuesday, it was announced that Carlin was being awarded the 11th annual Mark Twain Prize for American Humor.



When asked about the fallout from the 2004 Super Bowl halftime show that ended with Janet Jackson's breast-baring "wardrobe malfunction," Carlin told the AP, "What are we, surprised?"



"There's an idea that the human body is somehow evil and bad and there are parts of it that are especially evil and bad, and we should be ashamed. Fear, guilt and shame are built into the attitude toward sex and the body," he said. "It's reflected in these prohibitions and these taboos that we have."



Carlin was born May 12, 1937 and grew up in the Morningside Heights section of Manhattan, raised by a single mother. After dropping out of high school in the ninth grade, he joined the Air Force in 1954. He received three court-martials and numerous disciplinary punishments, according to his official Web site.



While in the Air Force he started working as an off-base disc jockey at a radio station in Shreveport, La., and after receiving a general discharge in 1957, took an announcing job at WEZE in Boston.



"Fired after three months for driving mobile news van to New York to buy pot," his Web site says.



From there he went on to a job on the night shift as a deejay at a radio station in Forth Worth, Texas. Carlin also worked variety of temporary jobs including a carnival organist and a marketing director for a peanut brittle.



In 1960, he left with a Texas radio buddy, Jack Burns, for Hollywood to pursue a nightclub career as comedy team Burns & Carlin. He left with $300, but his first break came just months later when the duo appeared on the Tonight Show with Jack Paar. r Carlin said he hoped to would emulate his childhood hero, Danny Kaye, the kindly, rubber-faced comedian who ruled over the decade that Carlin grew up in — the 1950s — with a clever but gentle humor reflective of its times.



Only problem was, it didn't work for him.



"I was doing superficial comedy entertaining people who didn't really care: Businessmen, people in nightclubs, conservative people. And I had been doing that for the better part of 10 years when it finally dawned on me that I was in the wrong place doing the wrong things for the wrong people," Carlin reflected recently as he prepared for his 14th HBO special, "It's Bad For Ya."



Carlin's first wife, Brenda, died in 1997. He is survived by wife Sally Wade; daughter Kelly Carlin McCall; son-in-law Bob McCall; brother Patrick Carlin; and sister-in-law Marlene Carlin.



 



I will miss this rebellious genius, he was a rabbel rouser, and a thought prevoker.  He challenged society, and inspired me to do the same....



there will never be another like him.


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Fear the UNnormal.....

00:36 Jun 22 2008
Times Read: 903


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Attack of The Lunatics!

09:02 Jun 11 2008
Times Read: 920


Episode #5

"This Thread has been rated, “Mata”

by the ShinobiTaka Thread Rating system"…..

or

"Burn Baby Burn!!!!!!"




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Tonight’s show begins in the ShinobiTaka’s Hall of Fame….



Mechelle007 is doing her weekly Coven news report…..



Mechelle007:

Okay we did better this week, but we still need to kick it up a notch. And yes, everyone’s forum posts dropped. Don’t worry or lose hope. The Coven is staying together. We all just need to pick up the pace a little bit. I know, I suck as a cheerleader. All I can say is, let’s do the best we can and try to pull some serious favor this week. I know we can do it. I also know its summer and everyone of us has things going on, but let’s try to kick some ass this week.



HAWK2K:

You don't suck as a cheerleader.....



You do just fine!



:D



(I'm sure most of you were expecting some kind of witty pornographic come back... but it would have been too easy.... LOL)



trissy:

What no porn pouts ....lol



But hey Mechelle

Don’t all cheerleaders suck...........lol



HAWK2K:

Yup.... but most don't swallow!



LOL



matahariivy:

I've been lagging.

I've been working on some stuff IRL.

I apologize to all of you.

I'll do better this week.

I'll post more.

I'll do more.



BUT I won't put out...OK!



I draw the line. ;)



HAWK2K:

Mata....



Who are you trying to kid?.....



I've heard the wild stories about you.... and the circus midget..... the Scurry ridden sailors…… and the 70s porn star..... and the IRS agent.



:: looks down and shakes head ::



Mata.... an IRS agent???? why did you stoop so low?



lol



matahariivy:

You didn't hear about the legless and armless woman, did you?



I NEVER told anyone about that. ;)



trissy:

what an IRS agent????????????



a mail man would of even been better



lmfao.........



matahariivy:

Mail carrier!



Let's not forget to be PC ;)



I like paper.



*touches envelopes lovingly*



Shall I lick my stamps? I hate those self-adhesive ones...they don't look as sexy ;)



trissy:

omg I am laughing so hard I am gonna piss myself ............



Mata the things you say or should I say the people you do .........lmfao



HAWK2K:

ROFL.....



Like I said....



Mata... who are you trying to fool?!?!?!?!?!



LOL



matahariivy:

I think I'm moving up to newspaper delivery men.



Yes, the paper gets me every time.



I'm into paper being an artist and all.



Yes, come here delivery man. Place my paper here on my lap. Yes, that's right. Right...oh, yes, right there.



Now bring me my coffee.



Shaken not stirred.



Don't burn yourself...I like that sort of thing ;)



HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA



I'm TOTALLY demented Trissy.



HAWK2K:

:: Looks at Mata ::



O.o



trissy:

well at least you’re not doing a dog walker

now that would be scary........

I could just imagine the dogs would get a walk and a show..........



matahariivy:

I have a fetish with paper....it's a habit I'm trying to write off....

hahahahahahahaha



matahariivy:

don't say it



ORIGAMI!



oh my!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



HAWK2K:

Oh god....



look at the mess we started......



:P



LOL



matahariivy:

see..........



I’m baaaaaaaaaaacccccccckkkkkkkkkkk!



trissy:

a fetish with paper....omg Mata I’ve about heard everything now ......... how can paper turn you on or should I even ask ....... I am kinda scared to think what you might say next lmfao.........



matahariivy:

It comes in different colors.



I can draw on it.



I can get a paper cut or give one.



I can make this cool origami folding frog.



I can OH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



trissy

I had to ask but that’s much milder then what I thought you were gonna say ......in fact that was rated pg13 an I expected xxx rate lmfao............



matahariivy:

I can go rated Z if you want ;)



HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA



HAWK2K:

NO!



let's stick to PG13!!!!!



:P



trissy:

what is rated z ???????? is it worse than xxx ???????

omg I must be behind times....... I want a paper fetish this sucks.......



matahariivy;

Rated Mata.



I can go rated Mata.



That's deadly like the INCREDIBLY DEADLY VIPER from Lemony Snickets a Series of Unfortunate Events.



trissy:

Hmmmmmm now were getting into venomous fetishes are we............rated Mata and her many fetishes.......lol



matahariivy:

I think I'm crazy.



BUT a crazy person would think they are sane.



SO a normal person that says their crazy is normal.



So I'm normal.



trissy:

I think I'm crazy.



BUT a crazy person would think they are sane.



SO a normal person that says they’re crazy is normal.



So I'm normal.




Mata what the hell is that you just keep telling yourself that while you’re sitting there in your straight jacket trying to color on your fetish paper...... none of us are normal lmfao



matahariivy:

Trissy you crack me up.



You make my day.



You light up my life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



No, not matches or candles.



;)



HAWK2K:

The New ShinobiTaka Thread Rating system....



"G" = General Admission... aka BORING, as in "G.... this shit is so boring".



"PG" = Parental Guidance.... aka not as boring as "G", but not what you were really looking for.



"PG-13" = Not for children under 13.... aka There might be Boobies!



"R" = Restricted, no one under 18 permitted without parent.... aka there are definitely boobies and maybe sexy sexy.



"X" = Adults only..... no one under 18..... aka Lots of Violence... and maybe boobies!



"XXX" = PORN!!!!!! Boobies, Winkies, Hoo-hoos, and hard core sexy sexy!!!!!



"Mata" = the most demented shit you will ever see, hear, or conceive! RUN WHILE YOU CAN!!!!!!



matahariivy:

Oh, my!



I have my own category!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



I'm totally awesome!



We have rated Trissy . . .



We have rated Hawk . . .



We have rated Jagged . . .



Wow, they need to revamp the whole rating system. ;)



trissy:

but the matches and lighter would be so fun with gas and kerosene and omg don’t get me started we can even throw some of your paper in there and just have a blast.......... omg don’t get me started....... I am excited now holy shit I think I found my fetish yea trissy has a fetish does happy dance woohoo Mata found my fetish oh wait that sounded bad .... lmfao



HAWK2K:

uh oh....



:: Runs to get Fire Insurance! ::



matahariivy:

Trissy like fire!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Burn baby burn!



Disco inferno!



Don't laugh I like that song!



*ROTFLMAO*



trissy:

come on baby light my fire.......gonna set the night on fire......... oh yeah hawk you gonna need some major fire insurance...........cause I is turned on now Mata threw my switch..............



HAWK2K:

Eeeeeek!!!!!



:: gets hose ::



trissy:

hose don’t put out my fire

omg ill cry

I is having fun.........



HAWK2K:

trissy.....



Fire means no hall of fame!



then I will cry!



:(



trissy:

but but but ....... don’t you dare put it out its all perty and it dances........and it’s so warm .........oh god need more gasoline...........



HAWK2K:

FUCK NO!!!!!



NO GASOLINE!!!!!



at $4 dollars a gallon, it's cheaper to use booze!!!!!!



:: passes Trissy a bottle of Rum! ::



trissy:

woohoo hawk thanks gives him a kiss on the cheek then runs over and pours the bottle all over the place....... yea look at it rise...... oh its getting so big...... damn hawk give me another quick.......



HAWK2K:

:: passes trissy a bottle of Jack Daniels... and picks up the Fire Extinguisher ::



trissy:

ummmm hawk

ummmm you meanie

I cant pour the bottle of JD on the fire

it’s too good for that......

oh well… to the bar........

:: walks out drinking the JD and singing ::

come on baby light my fire........



HAWK2K:

WOOOOOOSH!!!!



:: Puts out the fire before the Hall burns down.... ::



it coulda been worse....

It coulda been the bar again!!!!



:: sniff sniff ::



Oh no.... NOT THE BAR!!!!!!!!



:: runs out to the RAVEN'S NEST BAR AND GRILL ::



TRISSY.... NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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And this brings this Episode of the Lunatics to an end....



Did Trissy burn down the bar?????

Did Hawk2k save the bar from Trissy??????

Will the rating “Mata” ever catch on?????



tune in next time to find out the answers to those questions and hear Hawk say: "Trissy, put down that chainsaw!!!!!!!"



We now return you to the regularly scheduled Forum!




COMMENTS

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Sinora
Sinora
10:49 Jun 11 2008

lol





trissy
trissy
23:25 Jun 11 2008

god hawk and we always do this shit sober.......lol





HAWK2K
HAWK2K
00:30 Jun 12 2008

Scary, huh?



:P








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