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Ya know.. its not smart to block the mother of your child.. especially considering the internet right now is the only way to get ahold of you.



You'll really feel like shit if something happens and I can't leave you a message to tell you!





But! thats all on you.... if nothing else.. I'll just call your mom and let her know.. like when cordie had a bad ear infection and I went to the hospital with her..

>

> Marriage Tech Support

> Dear Tech Support:

> Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1..0. I soon

> noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that

> took up a lot of space & valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0

> installed itself into all other programs & now monitors all other

> system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0

> , Hunting and Fishing 7.5 , and Racing 3.6.

> I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to

> run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to

> Girlfriend 7.0 , but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0 .

> Please help!

> Thanks,

> Troubled User.....

>

> REPLY:

> Dear Troubled User:

>

> This is a very common problem that men complain about. Many people

> upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a

> Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM

> & is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!!

>

> It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to

> Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program

> files from the system once installed.

>

> You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed

> to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under

> Warnings-Alimony/Child Support . I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0

> and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the

> background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.

>

> The best course of action is to enter the command C:..APOLOGIZE!

> because ultimately you will have to give theAPOLOGIZE command before

> the system will return to normal anyway.

>

> Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high

> maintenance . Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as

> Clean & Sweep 3.0 , Cook It 1.5 & Do Bills 4.2 .

>

> However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use

> will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5 . Once this

> happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to

> purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 & Diamonds 5.0 !

>

> WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With

> Short Skirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 &

> will cause irreversible damage to the operating system!

>

> Best of luck,

> Tech Support

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