The Ultimate Vampire Resource and Directory

Caution: Slow Children at Play



Quiet: Deaf Residence



Entrance on Left - Right turns only



Please use exit in rear – no through traffic



Danger Road Ends – One Way Traffic Only



Bridge Out – Through Traffic Only



Speed Zone Ends – Radar Surveillance Maintained

Insanity, the ability to understand and handle Reality...



Childhood, you never grow out of it – you just can’t remember where you left it…



Reality, the nightmares we have while we’re awake…



Adults, what you become when you’re sick of sharing…



Drivers Ed Instructor, license to backseat drive…



Police Officer, the excuse to play with bondage…



Caution: I brake for animals, humans beware…



Whose wise idea was it to put an “s” in lisp??

Walk in the darkness and illuminate your soul...



Sleep under the sun and bathe beneath the moon...