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Physics professor told the class a funny story. He was using a Van de Graaff generator and ask for a volunteer. A male student wearing a lot of piercings and rings volunteer to get zapped. Now, everyone knows metal conducts electricity. The professor turns on the generator and the student approaches it. Static electricity jumps from the generator directly towards his balls. LMAO!!!!! The result is a high-pitched scream from the student and a bunch of laughter from the class. The student then proceeds to penguin walk back to his seat, clearly in pain. The professor deduce that he must have been wearing metal down there. Moral of story: Metal conducts electricity and males shouldn't be near electricity if they are wearing anything metal on their balls.

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XApathyX
01:08 Apr 08 2011

OMG!LMAO!Wow.Poor guy!

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Getsuga
01:13 Apr 08 2011

lol. I felt bad afterwards. But it was just too damn funny the first time hearing it.

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Kaine
08:39 Apr 08 2011

That'll put a kink in his curly's!

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LacyLashes
16:31 Jun 25 2011

What a shocking experience!

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Why is there so many insignificant insects in this world? The human race is contaminating the planet with their mere existence. Even worse, the stupid people are the ones that mostly cover this planet. It's such a disgrace to the Earth.

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Enepsigos
16:26 Apr 06 2011

Look in a mirror, Sweetheart. You're probably one of them. *laughs*

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