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To describe my night (with an exception or two) I need only two words: *face-palm*



To avoid embarrassment for those involved I won't go into too much detail. But really people, I'm not superwoman here, I'm not putting up nude photos of myself, I'm not doing your homework for you, I'm not writing your thesis for you, I'm not going to pretend that I find you sexually desirably in the least no matter how many times you bite me in an hour, I'm not fixing your life for you. Please, do not send me personal information, your password, plans for nefarious behavior and do not expect any of these things in return.



I am more than happy to help anyone here who needs it but please, be respectful. There's only so much that I can handle at once and I can't do everything for you. We're all big kids here. I will do as much as I can but I'm tired and you not wanting to spend the time to learn something yourself or read the Manual even when I point you in the exact right direction is not desperate need of aide. (please keep in mind that if I cannot decipher what you're typing then it's going to take me a while to figure out what you want and please and thank you's are always appreciated)



*inhale*



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*head-desk...exhale*