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DONT EVER FORGET THAT U HAVE A FUCKIN DEMON INSIDE U BORN SOUTH OF HEAVEN. U DONT BELIEVE IN THAT HEAVEN AND HELL SHIT? FINE. DOESNT CHANGE THE FACT THAT U HAVE A DARKSIDE. EVERYONE HAS DARKSIDE TO THEM. I HAVE ONE. I TRIED TO IGNORE IT, FIGHT IT, BOTTLE IT UP, MAKE IT GO AWAY. IT DOESNT FUCKING WORK.I HAVE FELT IT EATING ME UP INSIDE FOR YEARS. IT WOULD GNAW AND CHEW AT MY INSIDES EVERY TIME SOMEONE CALLED ME A FREAK. IT WOULD FORCE SADISTIC, VIOLENT THOUGHTS INTO MY HEAD EVERY TIME I HAD SEX. AND I TRIED TO FIGHT IT AND I TRIED TO IGNORE IT BUT I JUST CANT FUCKING TAKE IT ANYMORE. I JUST GIVE UP! THE NEXT PERSON TO CALL ME A FREAK IS GOING TO HAVE TO GET HIS TEETH SURGICALLY REMOVED FROM HIS THROAT! I AM FUCKING FINISHED WITH ALL THE BULLSHIT!! IF I HAVE TO TATTOO ONE MORE FUCKING GRATEFUL DEAD BEAR ON SOME IGNORANT SRIPPERS FUCKING ASS I AM GONNA LOSE MY MIND WITH THAT TOO. I AM NOT TAKING ANYMORE SHIT!!! I HAVE BEEN EATING SHIT FOR TOO LONG. I AM WHO I AM. IF U DONT LIKE IT THEN WALK UP AND TELL ME THAT!!! JUST REMEMBER THAT EVERYTHING U DO IN THIS LIFE HAS CONSEQUENCES. EVERY ACTION HAS AN EQUAL AND OPPOSITE REACTION. DONT MAKE THE WRONG CHOICE. AND THAT DEMON THAT IS SITTING INSIDE OF U RIGHT NOW,YEAH U! THE ONE READING THIS! THE DEMON THAT IS SITTING INSIDE OF U RIGHT NOW WILL COME OUT SOMEDAY. DONT TRY TO FIGHT IT. IT WILL ONLY MAKE IT WORSE...RRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i cant take much more of this shit!!! people always judging me by the way i fucking look. its so fucking recockulous!!!I AM SO SICK OF IT!!! some thing else that frustrates me. when everyone else in the world(or the web) wants to talk about sex, i dont. when i want to talk about sex everyone else doesnt want to. i cant win! the third thing that has been shoving a fucking thorn in my ass all day is the fact that no matter how hard i try, i just cant make anyone in this world happy. I AM NOT PERFECT!!! some people want me to be perfect though. they want me to be in 10 different places at once and i cant it is fucking retarded!!!! so now that i have got that off my chest it is time to talk about more serious matters. like when this fucking pizza guy is gonna show with my food. he was supposed to be here a half hour ago. oh well. guess it is free right? yeah. i would rather have paid and had it in 10 than waited 30 for it. reality shows suck!!! tv sucks!!! except for the howard stern show and viva la bam. those arent too bad. have you ever seen a guy staple his nuts to his leg? wow! u know that shit hurts. hahahaha!!!so i am gonna go for now. my hope is that hearing about my pitiful life problems will help u forget about urs. did it work let me kno...oh! my fuckin pizza is here!!! later!

isnt today a fine day to be dead my friends? (and my enemies!) hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!