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Head Persons
22:55 Feb 24 2010
Times Read: 558

I have what I like to call Head Persons. Its like people in my head. I can say that I have more then one person in my head, but it is not a multiple personality thing. I'm really not shore what to call it. That is why I call it head persons. I have more then I can count, and some come and go as they please. I even share 2 with My Sister.



I have my main 2.

Alexander (Alex) Maximillion



(This is kinda what Alex looks like... Kinda.)



Catherine Devillion





(This is kinda what Catherine looks like... Kinda.... She kinda looks like me... once again Kinda. but with black hair, and red eyes.)



Both of them are Demons. To me there Everything Demons.





Is NOT I Repeat is NOT a multiple personality thing.

Funny Shit.
18:16 Feb 22 2010
Times Read: 560

Avenue Q:The Internet Is For Porn



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJ0sZqO9EEQ



Lyrics



Singers

Kate Monster - No relation to Trekkie Monster

Trekkie Monster - No relation to Kate Monster

Rob

Brian

Gary

Princeton



Kate Monster - The internet is really really great



Trekkie Monster - For porn



Kate Monster - I've got a fast connection so I don't have to wait



Trekkie Monster - For porn



Kate Monster - Huh?.... There's always some new site,



Trekkie Monster - For porn!



Kate Monster - I browse all day and night



Trekkie Monster - For porn!



Kate Monster - It's like I'm surfing at the speed of light



Trekkie Monster - For porn!



Kate Monster - Trekkie!



Trekkie Monster - The internet is for porn



Kate Monster - Trekkie!



Trekkie Monster - The internet is for porn,



Kate Monster - What are you doing!?



Trekkie Monster - Why you think the net was born? Porn porn porn



Kate Monster - Treeekkie!



Trekkie Monster - Oh hello Kate monster



Kate Monster - You are ruining my song



Trekkie Monster - Oh me sorry, me no mean to



Kate Monster - Well if you wouldn't mind please being quiet for a minute so i can finish?



Trekkie Monster - Oki doki



Kate Monster - Good... I'm glad we have this new technology



Trekkie Monster - For porn



Kate Monster - Which gives us untold opportunity



Trekkie Monster - For porn. Oops, sorry



Kate Monster - Right from you own desktop



Trekkie Monster - For ---



Kate Monster - You can research browse and shop



Trekkie Monster - ----



Kate Monster -

Until you've had enough and your ready to stop



Trekkie Monster - FOR PORN!!



Kate Monster - Trekkie!



Trekkie Monster - The internet is for porn!



Kate Monster - Noooo



Trekkie Monster - The internet if for porn!



Kate Monster - Trekkie



Trekkie Monster - Me up all night hugging me horn to porn, porn, porn!



Kate Monster - That's gross you're a pervert



Trekkie Monster - Ah, sticks and stones Kate monster



Kate Monster - NO really, your a pervert. Normal people don't sit at home and look at porn on the internet.



Trekkie Monster - Ohhhh?



Kate Monster - What?!



Trekkie Monster - You have no idea. Ready normal people?





Rob Brian Gary & Princeton - Ready--- ready ----ready



Trekkie Monster - Let me hear it!



Trekkie and the Guys - The internet is for porn!



Princeton - Sorry kate



Trekkie and the Guys - The internet is for porn!



Princeton - I masturbate!



Trekkie and the Guys - All these guys unzip their flies for porn, porn, porn!



Kate Monster - The internet is not for porn!!



Trekkie and the Guys -

PORN!, PORN, P---



Kate Monster -

HOLD ON A SECOND!



Trekkie Monster - Wha?



Kate Monster -

Now i know for a fact that you, Rob, check your portfolio and trade stocks online



Rob - That's correct.



Kate Monster - And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com



Brian - Sure!



Kate Monster -

And Gary, you keep selling your possessions on Ebay



Gary - Yes I do!



Kate Monster -

And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card



Princeton - True!



Trekkie Monster -

Oh, but Kate-

What you think he do . . .after? hmm?



Princeton - . . .yeah



Kate Monster -

EEEWWWWW!



Trekkie and the Guys -

The internet is for porn!



Kate Monster -

Gross!



Trekkie and the Guys -

The internet is for porn!



Kate Monster -

I hate porn



Trekkie and the Guys -

Grab your dick and double click



Kate Monster -

I hate you men!



Trekkie and the Guys -

For porn, porn, porn!

(harmonizing) porn, porn, porn, porn



Kate Monster -

I'm leaving!



Trekkie and the Guys -

Porn, porn, porn, porn

porn, porn, porn, porn



Kate Monster -

I hate the internet!



Trekkie and the Guys -

Porn, porn, porn, porn



Trekkie Monster -

The internet is for



Trekkie and some of Guys -

The internet is for



Trekkie and the Guys -

The internet is for PORN!



Trekkie Monster -

YEAH!

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00:08 Feb 16 2010
Times Read: 567

North Carolina



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Athens



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Alignment
17:48 Feb 08 2010
Times Read: 575

Lawful Good



Lawful Good is known as the "Saintly" or "Crusader" alignment. A Lawful Good character typically acts with compassion, and always with honor and a sense of duty. A Lawful Good nation would consist of a well-organized government that works for the benefit of its citizens. Lawful Good characters include righteous knights, paladins, and most dwarves. Lawful Good creatures include the noble golden dragons. Lawful Good outsiders are known as Archons.



Lawful Good characters, especially paladins, may sometimes find themselves faced with the dilemma of whether to obey law or good when the two conflict - for example, upholding a sworn oath when it would lead innocents to come to harm - or conflicts between two orders, such as between their religious law and the law of the local ruler.



In the Complete Scoundrel sourcebook Batman, Dick Tracy and Indiana Jones are cited as examples of lawful good characters.[7]

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Neutral Good



Neutral Good is known as the "Benefactor" alignment. A Neutral Good character is guided by his conscience and typically acts altruistically, without regard for or against Lawful precepts such as rules or tradition. A Neutral Good character has no problems with co-operating with lawful officials, but does not feel beholden to them. In the event that doing the right thing requires the bending or breaking of rules, they do not suffer the same inner conflict that a Lawful Good character would. A doctor who treats soldiers from both sides in a war could be considered Neutral Good.



Examples of Neutral Good characters include Zorro, and Spider-Man.[7] The Neutral Good outsiders are known as Guardinals.

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Chaotic Good



Chaotic Good is known as the "Beatific," "Rebel," or "Cynic" alignment. A Chaotic Good character favors change for a greater good, disdains bureaucratic organizations that get in the way of social improvement, and places a high value on personal freedom, not only for oneself, but for others as well. They always intend to do the right thing, but their methods are generally disorganised and often out of alignment with the rest of society. They have no use for those who would try to push them around and tell them what to do.



While they do not have evil intentions, they often do bad things (even if they do not necessarily enjoy doing these things) to people who are, in their views, bad people if it benefits their goal of achieving a greater good. Most elves are Chaotic Good, as are some fey.



Starbuck from Battlestar Galactica, Malcolm Reynolds from Firefly, and Robin Hood are examples of Chaotic Good individuals.[7] Eladrin are the outsider race representing Chaotic Good.

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Lawful Neutral



Lawful Neutral is called the "Judge" or "Disciplined" alignment. A Lawful Neutral character typically believes strongly in Lawful concepts such as honor, order, rules and tradition, and often follows a personal code. A Lawful Neutral society would typically enforce strict laws to maintain social order, and place a high value on traditions and historical precedent. Examples of Lawful Neutral characters might include a soldier who always follows orders, a judge or enforcer that adheres mercilessly to the word of the law, a disciplined monk.



Characters of this alignment are neutral with regard to good and evil. This does not mean that Lawful Neutral characters are amoral or immoral, or do not have a moral compass; but simply that their moral considerations come a distant second to what their code, tradition or law dictates. They typically have a strong ethical code, but it is primarily guided by their system of belief, not by a commitment to good or evil.



James Bond, Odysseus, and Sanjuro from Yojimbo are considered by Complete Scoundrel as Lawful Neutral.[7] Three exemplars of Lawful Neutral outsiders exist. These are the Formians, the Inevitables and the Modrons.

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Neutral



Neutral alignment, also referred to as True Neutral or Neutral Neutral, is called the "Undecided" or "Nature's" alignment. This alignment represents Neutral on both axes, and tends not to feel strongly towards any alignment. A farmer whose primary overriding concern is to feed his family is of this alignment. Most animals, lacking the capacity for moral judgement, are of this alignment. Many roguish characters who play all sides to suit themselves are also of this alignment.



Some Neutral characters, rather than feeling undecided, are committed to a balance between the alignments. They may see good, evil, law and chaos as simply prejudices and dangerous extremes. Mordenkainen is one such character who takes this concept to the extreme, dedicating himself to a detached philosophy of neutrality to ensure that no one alignment or power takes control of the Flanaess.



Druids frequently follow this True Neutral dedication to balance, and under Advanced Dungeons & Dragons rules were required to be this alignment. In an example given in a D&D rulebook[citation needed], a typical druid might fight against a band of marauding gnolls, only to switch sides to save the gnoll's clan from being totally exterminated.



Lara Croft, Lucy Westenra from Dracula and Han Solo in his early Star Wars appearance are neutral.[7] The true neutral outsiders are known as the Rilmani.

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Chaotic Neutral



Chaotic Neutral is called the "Anarchist" or "Free Spirit" alignment. A character of this alignment is an individualist who follows his or her own heart, and generally shirks rules and traditions. Good and Evil come a distant second to their need for personal freedom, and the only reliable thing about them is how totally unreliable they are. They typically act out of self-interest, but do not specifically enjoy seeing others suffer. Many free-spirited adventurers are of this alignment. Alternatively there are madmen whose actions are chaotic, but are not themselves inclined towards evil.



An unusual subset of Chaotic Neutral is "strongly Chaotic Neutral", describing a character who behaves chaotically to the point of appearing insane. Characters of this type may regularly change their appearance and attitudes for the sake of change, and intentionally disrupt organizations for the sole reason of disrupting a lawful construct. Characters of this type include the Xaositects from the Planescape setting, and Hennet from the third edition Player's Handbook. In Advanced Dungeons & Dragons, Chaotic Neutral was frequently assumed to refer to this subset.



Captain Jack Sparrow, Al Swearengen from the TV series Deadwood, and Snake Plissken from Escape from New York are Chaotic Neutral characters according to Complete Scoundrel.[7] Slaadi represent pure chaos.

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Lawful Evil



Lawful Evil is referred to as the "Dominator" or "Diabolic" alignment. Characters of this alignment see a well-ordered system as being easier to exploit, and show a combination of desirable and undesirable traits; while they usually obey their superiors and keep their word, they care nothing for the rights and freedoms of other individuals. Examples of this alignment include tyrants, devils, undiscriminating mercenary types who have a strict code of conduct, and loyal soldiers who enjoy the act of killing.



Like Lawful Good Paladins, Lawful Evil characters may sometimes find themselves faced with the dilemma of whether to obey law or evil when the two conflict - however their issues with Law versus Evil are more concerned with "Will I get caught?" vs "How does this benefit me?"



Boba Fett of Star Wars, and X-Men's Magneto are cited examples of Lawful Evil characters.[7] The Lawful Evil outsiders are known as Baatezu (Devils).

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Neutral Evil



Neutral Evil is called the "Malefactor" alignment. Characters of this alignment are typically selfish and have no qualms about turning on their allies-of-the-moment. They have no compunctions about harming others to get what they want, but neither will they go out of their way to cause carnage or mayhem when they see no direct benefit to it. They abide by laws for only as long as it is convenient for them. A villain of this alignment can be more dangerous than either Lawful or Chaotic Evil characters, since he is neither bound by any sort of honor or tradition nor disorganized and pointlessly violent.



Examples are an assassin who has little regard for formal laws but does not needlessly kill, a henchman who plots behind his superior's back, or a mercenary who switches sides if made a better offer.



Complete Scoundrel cites X-Men's Mystique, and Sawyer of the early seasons of Lost as Neutral Evil characters.[7] Yugoloths (Daemons) are the multiversal representatives of Neutral Evil.

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Chaotic Evil



Chaotic Evil is referred to as the "Destroyer" or "Demonic" alignment. Characters of this alignment tend to have no respect for rules, other peoples' lives, or anything but their own desires, which are typically selfish and cruel. They set a high value on personal freedom, but do not have any regard for the lives or freedom of other people. They do not work well in a group, as they resent being given orders, and usually only behave themselves out of fear of punishment.



It is not compulsory for a Chaotic Evil character to be constantly performing sadistic acts just for the sake of being evil, or constantly disobeying orders just for the sake of causing chaos. They do however enjoy the suffering of others, and view honor and self-discipline as weaknesses. Serial killers and monsters of limited intelligence are typically Chaotic Evil.



According to the Complete Scoundrel sourcebook, Carl Denham from the 2005 remake of King Kong and Riddick from Pitch Black are Chaotic Evil.[7] The exemplars of chaotic evil are the Tanar'ri (Demons).

2 Native American names
18:54 Feb 07 2010
Times Read: 583

Witashnah - Virgin, virgin untouched, virginal, innocent, Chaste,



The origin of the name Witashnah is Native American



Notes: Sioux







Tabananica - Hears The Sunrise



The origin of the name Tabananica is Native American



Notes: Comanche tribe.







Tablita - Tiara



The origin of the name Tablita is Native American



Notes: Hopi

Chinese zodiac
17:50 Feb 05 2010
Times Read: 595














1. Rat (Yang, 1st Trine, Fixed Element Water): Forthright, tenacious, intense, meticulous, charismatic, sensitive, hardworking, industrious, charming, eloquent, sociable, artistic, shrewd. Can be manipulative, vindictive, self-destructive, mendacious, venal, selfish, obstinate, critical, over-ambitious, ruthless, intolerant, scheming.

Years - 1924, 1931, 1936, 1948, 1960, 1972, 1984, 1991, 1996, 2008, 2020, 2032,







2. Ox (Water buffalo in Vietnam) (Yin, 2nd Trine, Fixed Element Water): Dependable, calm, methodical, born leader, patient, hardworking, ambitious, conventional, steady, modest, logical, resolute, tenacious. Can be stubborn, narrow-minded, materialistic, rigid, demanding.

Years - 1925, 1932, 1937, 1949, 1961, 1973, 1985, 1992, 1997, 2009, 2021, 2033,







3. Tiger (Yang, 3rd Trine, Fixed Element Wood): Unpredictable, rebellious, colorful, powerful, passionate, daring, impulsive, vigorous, stimulating, sincere, affectionate, humanitarian, generous. Can be restless, reckless, impatient, quick-tempered, obstinate, selfish, aggressive, unpredictable.

Years - 1926, 1933, 1938, 1950, 1962, 1974, 1986, 1993, 1998, 2010, 2022, 2034,







4. Rabbit (Cat in Vietnam) (Yin, 4th Trine, Fixed Element Wood): Luckiest of all, Gracious, good friend, kind, sensitive, soft-spoken, amiable, elegant, reserved, cautious, artistic, thorough, tender, self-assured, shy, astute, compassionate, flexible. Can be moody, detached, superficial, self-indulgent, opportunistic, stubborn.

Years - 1927, 1934, 1939, 1951, 1963, 1975, 1987, 1994, 1999, 2011, 2023, 2035,







5. Dragon (Snail in Kazakhstan) (Yang, 1st Trine, Fixed Element Wood): Magnanimous, stately, vigorous, strong, self-assured, proud, noble, direct, dignified, jealous, eccentric, intellectual, fiery, passionate, decisive, pioneering, ambitious, artistic, generous, loyal. Can be tactless, arrogant, imperious, tyrannical, demanding, intolerant, dogmatic, violent, impetuous, brash.

Years - 1928, 1935, 1940, 1952, 1964, 1976, 1988, 1995, 2000, 2012, 2024, 2036,







6. Snake (Yin, 2nd Trine, Fixed Element Fire): Deep thinker, wise, mystic, graceful, soft-spoken, sensual, creative, prudent, shrewd, ambitious, elegant, cautious, responsible, calm, strong, constant, purposeful. Can be loner, bad communicator, possessive, hedonistic, self-doubting, distrustful, mendacious, suffocating, cold.

Years - 1929, 1936, 1941, 1953, 1965, 1977, 1989, 1996, 2001, 2013, 2025, 2037,







7. Horse (Yang, 3rd Trine, Fixed Element Fire): Cheerful, popular, quick-witted, changeable, earthy, perceptive, talkative, agile - mentally and physically, magnetic, intelligent, astute, flexible, open-minded. Can be fickle, arrogant, childish, anxious, rude, gullible, stubborn.

Years - 1930, 1937, 1942, 1954, 1966, 1978, 1990, 1997, 2002, 2014, 2026, 2038,







8. Sheep/Ram (Goat in Vietnam and Thailand) (Yin, 4th Trine, Fixed Element Fire): Righteous, sincere, sympathetic, mild-mannered, shy, artistic, creative, gentle, compassionate, understanding, mothering, determined, peaceful, generous, seeks security. Can be moody, indecisive, over-passive, worrier, pessimistic, over-sensitive, complainer, weak-willed.

Years - 1943, 1955, 1967, 1979, 1998, 2003, 2015, 2027, 2039,







9. Monkey (Yang, 1st Trine, Fixed Element Metal): Inventor, motivator, improviser, quick-witted, inquisitive, flexible, innovative, problem solver, self-assured, sociable, artistic, polite, dignified, competitive, objective, factual, intellectual. Can be egotistical, vain, selfish, reckless, snobbish, deceptive, manipulative, cunning, jealous, suspicious.

Years - 1944, 1956, 1968, 1980, 1992, 1999, 2004, 2016, 2028, 2040,







10. Rooster (Yin, 2nd Trine, Fixed Element Metal): Acute, neat, meticulous, organized, self-assured, decisive, conservative, critical, perfectionist, alert, zealous, practical, scientific, responsible. Can be over zealous and critical, puritanical, egotistical, abrasive, opinionated, given to empty bravado.

Years - 1945, 1957, 1969, 1981, 2005, 2017, 2029, 2041,







11. Dog (Yang, 3rd Trine, Fixed Element Metal): Honest, intelligent, straightforward, loyal, sense of justice and fair play, attractive, amicable, unpretentious, sociable, open-minded, idealistic, moralistic, practical, affectionate, sensitive, easy going. Can be cynical, lazy, cold, judgmental, pessimistic, worrier, stubborn, quarrelsome.

Years - 1946, 1958, 1970, 1982, 1994, 2001, 2006, 2018, 2030, 2042,







12. Pig/Boar (Wild boar in Japan and Elephant in Northern Thailand) (Yin, 4th Trine, Fixed Element Water): Honest, gallant, sturdy, sociable, peace-loving, patient, loyal, hard-working, trusting, sincere, calm, understanding, thoughtful, scrupulous, passionate, intelligent. Can be naïve, over-reliant, self-indulgent, gullible, fatalistic, materialistic.

Years - 1947, 1958, 1971, 1983, 2007, 2019, 2031, 2043,

Family Chinese zodiac
23:43 Feb 04 2010
Times Read: 607

FrodoMadon - Horse - 1990



Father (SS) - Boar - 1971



RoomMate (S) - Boar - 1971



RoomMate (AD) - Boar - 1971



Brother (JB) - Rabbit - 1975



Mother (L) - Dragon - 1964



Aunt (AG) - Snake -1977



Unckle (B) - Snake - 1965













Horse, Ram, Monkey, Rooster, Dog, Pig, Rat, Ox, Tiger, Rabbit, Dragon, Snake.