Bow down!
19:01 Jul 23 2007
Times Read: 632
So I had this friend, Ian, whom I loved as a brother all throughout high school. I was his best friend, the only person who didn't care what others said about him or thought about him. My mother took him for what he was, and loved him as a son when his parents wanted nothing to do with him. For 5 long years, it was like this.
Then, several months ago, I had seen him driving through town after a long absence. I tried to get his attention, and when I failed I raced home to call him. When I did, he was very short on the phone with me. Telling me he was waiting for his fiance to get home and he couldn't talk. When my mother found out I had spoken with him (5 short minutes later), she got excited and called him. This time, the fiance picked up and told her that he did not wish to speak to me. To this, my mother said "This is not *****, this is Mrs. ******, her mother." The fiance immediately gave the phone to him, and again he was short and rude on the phone with her as she gave him her usual cheery attitude.
Five short minutes later, he called back. My mother wouldn't let me pick up, she took the phone. After a short conversation, she refused to tell me what was said. After much yelling at her, she finally told me. He had said, "I would really appreciate it if you could tell ***** not to contact me anymore because I feel that we are going down different paths." A friend lost.
Now, yesterday, I found from a friend of mine that he was turning over in his grave for what he has said. Now that he has broken up with his fiance, he realizes his mistakes. The question is, will I accept the apology? Should I?
Fat Fucker05:54 Jul 19 2007
Times Read: 647
It's official. I am a man-hating, castrating, bitch. I HATE MEN. No, I hate boys. See, in my world, boys don't get passed the mental capacity of a rock before reaching age 30. In Fortunate's world, all men should be kept in a safe, well orchestrated, high security underground system in individual cells only to be called upon for the purposes of sexual pleasure and the continuance of the human race. And if any male were to misbehave, they would be sent to those who have no interest in women (but usually have the best genes): the gay men. Why? Because boys are bitches and if we want the good genes from the gay men we have to keep them happy.
EXTRA EXTRA!
04:49 Jul 18 2007
Times Read: 662
Today I was asked in three different ways how I was by the same person in a matter of 4 minutes. The conversation literally went "Hi how are you" ... "Thats cool. I hope everythings ok with you?" ... "So whats new?"
If you don't know me, why talk to me as though you do? I'm not going to take interest in the handful of people who message me a day asking me the same question, let alone if you ask me it 3 different times in 3 different contexts.
ALSO. I've been trying to figure this riddle out for days: What is brown and sticky?
All I have are things it is not: Poo, packing tape, syrup, dry blood, mud, batter, sticky bun, tree sap, cinnamon rolls, brown sugar.
Any and all help is entirely appreciated. I'm desperate.
Kinda Funny
06:50 Jul 17 2007
Times Read: 672
So I was looking at the people who subscribe to this junky journal and saw Moonie. And I'm just staring at her picture for a moment until this strange thought comes to my head: Big Brother is Watching.
That's what it made me think, because she's got this intense look on her face like she's peering, watching everything.
And I love it!
Seriously?
15:20 Jul 06 2007
Times Read: 677
So I lost my best friend because I decided to cut out the most dramatic, stupid, annoying bitch from my life. And while avoiding said bitch, I didn't call my friend because she was with her. Apparently that's grounds for a discard.
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