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1 oz Goldschlager® cinnamon schnapps

1 oz Jagermeister® herbal liqueur

1 oz vodka



A spell to kill nightmares...a potion for better dreams. The Closed Coffin is a potion that hearkens back to an age where sleep was the sleep of the dead. This potion is guaranteed to do one of two things...allow you to sleep without disturbance by nightmares, or land you in the drunk tank with a broken nose and a resisting arrest charge. Seriously though, you'll sleep like a BABY on this potion...just remember that babies also throw up and shit themselves while they sleep.



So mix the ingredients in a shaker with ice, strain into two shot glasses or one very large shot glass. Utter the phrase "Sweet Dreams are made of these" and down your medicine. It can take a few doses for full effect but take it slow. You don't want to have the potion take effect when you're driving home or out and about. While we're at it, it may be best to stay close to home (or AT home) while taking this potion.



Serve in:

Shot Glasses



Side Effects: Take it easy! Some of these very same potion ingredients are used in potions that make a dream world during a waking state...that can mean visions and hallucinations before sleep. In other words, you might forget you're still awake and start acting like a total tit so try not to overdo it...unless that's your thing.



Oh and if you can make sure to fall asleep face down, that will save you the trouble of choking on your puke and dying in your nightmare free dreams. That's how we lost Janice Joplin.