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Heroism in the nuthouse
03:15 Oct 27 2011
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Jim and Mary were both patients in a mental hospital.
One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool (what asylum has a pool lmao!) Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sunk to the bottom of the pool and just stayed there. Mary promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.
When the medical director became aware of Mary's heroic act, he immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as he now considered her mentally stable.
When he went to tell Mary the news he said "Mary, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged. Since you were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think you've regained your senses. The bad news is that Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am terribly sorry, but he is dead.
Mary laughed, and replied "He didnt hang himself, I put him there to dry."
Oh the wonders in the life of an insane individual. ^.^
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