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Garden of plenty?
04:20 May 24 2011
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Ok, so for the very fist WTF entry, I have a very screwed up dream I had. Thanks to hydrocodone and mango schnapps.

I was dreaming in narrative, like I was writing a book, about someone. There was a woman, who was growing a garden. She planted the seed, and watered it everyday. Well the plants started to grow.

Anyone wanna take a guess at what the plants were? Didnt think so, they were penis plants.

OK, so these penis plants are growing penis'. All kinds of colors, all kinds of lengths and widths, and everything. This woman talks to the penis', encouraging them to grow, and even reaches down and tickles the shaft of one, where it reacts by wagging backa and forth, trying to get into her hand.

Well once, they are all ripe and ready to pick, she takes them and lays them in a bed fully exposed in sunlight. well the combination of bedding and sunlight makes them go through a hyper session. She forgets that she has laid all of these penis plants in the bed, and comes in overly exhausted, only to fall asleep and then be horribly violated by these countless penis'. Which in the course of their intercouse, they manage to grow men to support themselves.

So I awake thinking to myself....WTF!!??!! NO MORE DRINKING WITH HYDROCODONE!

COMMENTS

Alesanar0cks
05:03 May 24 2011

Alls i can say is WOW!

OzmanitisTheMighty
05:26 May 24 2011

NO MORE DRINKING WITH HYDROCODONE! ya think? LOL

Unilover
23:03 May 24 2011

I don't know...I wish I dreams like this. It amuses me. :)

FallenDreams
23:09 May 24 2011

Its certainly interesting....but still.....medically....never good to drink and medicate....I completely forgot that I had taken the hydro...:P Made for an amusing journal entry though.

SleeperKing27
01:50 Jun 14 2011

ROFLMFAO.....................................................

and I thought my dream were entertaining