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GiffleSnark.



Yep. I just like the sound of it. I do.

I often wonder why the hell there is so much drama involved on Vampire Rave.



Perhaps I am a fool. Perhaps I do not understand. It's a social network. In real society, I suppose the same thing would occur, however, I have yet to understand why.



I piss you off, you piss me off. We take it to admins, TOS says "Admins don't get involved." And they should not. Admins are not here to kiss our ass or settle disputes. Grow the fuck up. Be an adult, even if you aren't.



Why the hell do people go out of their way to piss people off. It's just as easy to be polite, answer a mail note, even if it's only a few words. You fuckers are silly.



I will never understand. You should join the group/mentorship Douchbaggery And You. Maybe, just MAYBE you'll learn some fucking lessons......

Dare you go on? I don't know. If you go further down the page, then you are gonna like, be in trouble.



Smoodling Poodles is NOT for the light of heart.

I love smoodling the poodle. At least I think I do, it's sad, it's been awhile. I think of poodles a lot, I love poodles. They are so warm and fuzzy.



I remember as a little boy, I used to think about smoodling the poodle. Boys do that a lot. Yes we do. It's all we think about, how badly we want that poodle.



Then suddenly, it happens! You smoodle your first poodle. You strut around, and usually brag to your other little guy friends, but there's always a rat bastard around to bust yer bubble. Rat bastards don't even want poodles, the thought just scares them too much.



As you get used to playing with that poodle, you want more. You want those poodles to think you are the best smoodler that ever lived, but they often tell you that you smoodle too fast. Poodles can oft be happy, if you comply with their every wish. Most men, will comply with about any request a poodle might make, just because we are poodle slaves.



Then, you reach my age. Yes, I'm 51. At my age, it's almost like you are a little boy again, you think about smoodling the poodle, but, it's not gonna happen. If you see a poodle, which is rare, about the best you can do is breathe hard, god forbid if you gotta pacemaker. Red poodles can oft cause heart attacks.



I think most guys, who die of old age, don't really die of natural causes. It's the poodles. Yes, I think a poodle fairy comes down, and whispers in your ear "Wanna smoodle my poodle." This causes you to have a heart attack and die. And what about the guys who have never smoodled a poodle. Oh god, imagine their last thoughts as the poodle fairy whispers into their ear. But as a man, I think this is the only way to die, while thinking of smoodling a poodle.



Now, what am I talking about? Just look below...LOL



From the Urban Dictionary:



Smoodle the Poodle:

To have sex with someone.

To Smoodle The Poodle.



Rat Bastard:

A despicable person

No cats were harmed in the making of my Avatar!



LOL so many mail. Why is the cat under that glass?



He has a glass fetish? I dunno? LOL