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Faye

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From: Faye

To: Vlad Vampirelord

Subject: RE:

Date: Mon 7/15/13 2:01 PM

Me thinks he is going to be thrown out of VR.... And I swear Master, It wasn't me........

-Mischievous grin-

On Jul 15, 2013 1:57 PM, "Vlad Vampirelord" wrote:

There are some good fourteen year old writers even 12 year old writers pretending to be 14 year old writers...



I believe he is beyond flatulence at this juncture. Methinks he just shat himself.



Date: Mon, 15 Jul 2013 13:53:07 -0400

Subject: RE:

From: vanitycurse11@gmail.com

To: vladvampirelord@hotmail.com



Her writing skills don't seem that of a 14 year old...

Writer is sweating, he knows I have this conversation.

Decisions decisions...

He must be flatulating all over.

On Jul 15, 2013 1:49 PM, "Vlad Vampirelord" wrote:

I knew they were fookin mother fookers all along...



And I fooked them all.



Date: Mon, 15 Jul 2013 13:39:21 -0400

Subject: RE:

From: vanitycurse11@gmail.com

To: vladvampirelord@hotmail.com



What does my Lord think of this?

On Jul 15, 2013 1:29 PM, "Vlad Vampirelord" wrote:

Indeed.



Date: Mon, 15 Jul 2013 13:27:11 -0400

Subject: RE:

From: vanitycurse11@gmail.com

To: vladvampirelord@hotmail.com



You were always right about them all.

Fuckers.

On Jul 15, 2013 1:24 PM, "Faye" wrote:

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Vlad Vampirelord

I am clearly misunderstood here in the land of vampires, lycans, zombies, anime, star wars kitsch and so forth. I am a former porn star this is true. If you have seen Dirking You From Behind that was considered my best work. I was laying down pipe throughout the late 70s and 80s as one of the top male porn actors. I did not want my youth and libido to wane so I allowed myself to be bitten and become a vampire, that is part of my story.



Within VR, I search for hot young talent to try out for an upcoming production, but also am an integral part of Vladvampirelord's Army of Darkness.



I enjoy music, reading, poetry, and long walks in the park among other things.



Some call me a big dirk, and that is a curse I must bear. So many jealous people that envy my film exploits with beautiful stacked women. But right now I could just use some soft kisses and snuggle time. That and a good blow job.



Later.



- Dirk Diggler

Conversely I am not a loser like you. Writing lies in my honor section will not make you a good looking, virile porn star, or create a glamorous life filled with cum puppets for you.



But if it helps your fragile self-esteem do continue as I get copious shits and giggles reading your impotent attempts to malign my godlike stature.



Now I must go as I am needed to ass ram some bimbos immediately.



Later. Right.