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Do you love your bank ? Does it love you ?

Mine must as it tries to fuck me in the ass at every opportunity !

Through no fault of my own two £10 payments to other life draining debt collection agencies were not made last week. The bank in their infinate wisdom has charged me £38 for each payment. That emptied my bill paying account ... so a £40 payment intended for another life draining debt collection agency wasent made. Yep another £38 charge ... wait for it it gets better ... RBS head office cant stop standing orders within 2 days so you must contact your local branch ... which is closed and Monday was a bank holiday ... yep ive been charged another two £38 charges GODDAMMOTHERFUCKINGCUMSUCKINGBITCHASSEDWANKERS!

Im waiting for an appoitment .....

Get up late ... walk around house naked ... eat junk food ... T.v. ... what next pub ??? no early start tomorrow no drinky drinky !!!! hurm ahh VR havent been there for a while

Ugh Journal lets see whats happened lately .......

Very drunk over the weekend .... tequila, sambuca (spell ???) larger, peach cider (everyone must try this on a hot day with ice its the dogs large testicles) Yes Party ! well kind of movie night with drink, blood, smoke and not much sleep. A good time was had ... I think and I felt like fucking death at work Sunday (started drinking Friday morning ugh)

What did you do ? I hear you ask ....

I have no idea .....

Well Im in a Coven dear reader ... no more the lone wolf

At first I didnt know what to think about this (that would be due to the alcoholic death of far too many brain cells but heh ho) Ive been asked to join a few covens in the past and always politly declined as Im not on that much any more.

So far I havent realy had the time but im trying to make some now sooooo If you happen to be a member of my new family and your reading this, Im happy on 2 points. One your intrested in me and two you can read. Occationally I can too drop me a line and say hello or anything else you fancy getting off your chest

Yes dear reader you ... when you wake in a morning why is it you feel the need to search out some poontang and indulge in the old in out. Its ok I understand sometimes this is a solo affair but never the less always seems to be nessary. As a male (check cock) I feel a little full and things swing far too much as you walk down the street (tight jeans are a bad move in this state, your erection can be seen from space and if you sit down its possible something will burst.

Girls do you have to rub one out every morning ??? Those of you lucky enough to be getting regular morning action probably dont have this problem. some of us have to wait days before captain fullnuts pulls into the habour

Drinking before dinnertime this is what happens conversations about morning masturbation

Ill go now

The mailman still hasnt delivered my new films

Just more fucking bills agh !

Ive just seen him skulking off

Ive released the hounds and when his bleeding and broken body is dragged back here im going to cut off his dick and feed it to him ... First class my arse

after watching beyond the limits I needed more

Rape your Grandmother for the money to get Legion of the Dead (you know she needs the exercise) Humer, class and buckets of blood oh Im well in the mood for the pub !

Ok now im resorting to drink !

Hell its my day off I do what the fuck I like

Open a beer !

Smoke some cigs

Watch more gore till pub opens (Ive decided im going for dinner)

Beyond the limits

Fuck this is excellent any gorehounds out there look this up

No idea how it got a certificate but its rated 18 ... someone was asleep when they checked it

Um ok day off no sick people to look after .... what to do ... oh I know wake up a 7 o fucking clock

Bastard !

oh well now im up I might as well ....

watch a movie

Put down the porn !

Ok

Men behind the sun parts 1,2 and 3 (cat 3 jap horror)

slightly bored in between the torture scenes

more gore and sex pleese

OOOOh another entry (steady) just a quick one (im warning you) I got suspended ..... yes nipples on my pro ... I haddnt noticed them to tell the truth ... I you find my pro lacking in breast augmentation drop me a line and ill send several picks of nipples asap just to keep you going. I beleive theres still plenty of ass so you should be ok till then

Well she's not mine but shes a maid and was until recantly owned and collard. We always have good banter usually in a humorous and increadably sick violent way. Oh what fun whilst she's looking for a master quite the descriptive prowess, took me by suprize a little in a good way ;)

Nice !

Uh Im back ... well its as much of a shock to me as it is to you !

Yesterday I got the news that one of my charges had been rushed into hospital with yet another uncontrollable nose bleed (hes suffers from motor neuron syndrome and cannot move)

This is the second time this week and he lost a lot of blood. It was possibly caused by the cleaning of the nose too soon after it had been cauterized .... that would hve been me

Not only Do I help him to live I also nearly helped him to die !

Its sort of balanced out he spent 3 weeks in hospital previously to this with a breathing problem (he on a respirator) on the first day I met him he told me this was the most boring job in the world ... 3 hrs later he had a heart attack, whilst the doctors and nurses were fussing I kept him calm and he beat it. 2hrs later they gave him antibiotics to which he had a massive violent reaction. This time he nearly died and everyone was worried. None of the doctors or nurses knew how to use his respirator, I had been shown that morning, and he couldent breath (he went purple) so I saved his life yay me ! I warned him I wanted a quieter day next time but thats another story ....

Ok the first (and lets face it probably last) installment in MY JOURNAL !!!!

Ill admit I dont read many of these although one or two of my friends are a must (you know who you are)

Ive recently started a new job .. Im a carer !

That is I look after the needs of mentally and physically disabled people in the community. The pay is shit so I work 14hr days to make up for it ... but its the most rewarding job Ive ever done. I work hard, its not easy, its dirty, abusive, thankless and you can be attacked by you client .... whats not to like I love it !

A friend of mine on here is a nurse and now I really understand why she wants to do it ... no sleep, limited social time (but you kill when your out) and a big tired fuck off smile when youve finished.

Lets see if I do this again !

Goodby dear reader