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20:35 May 20 2013
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Police called for fornicating frogs.

A neighbor called police complaining Debbie Alsip was jamming out to loud music, but it turned out to be the neighborhood frogs who were getting down.

Twice this month a neighbor has called Baraboo police to complain about loud music coming from the backyard of Debbie and Jeff Alsip's Rivercrest Drive home. The responding officer found the culprits weren't the Alsips, but frogs sounding mating calls at full throat. Among amorous amphibians, the Alsips' koi pond is Baraboo's answer to Studio 54.

"Every spring, this happens," Debbie Alsip said. "It has woke (sic) us up before, if we have our windows open."

Alsip said the frogs emit a loud, shrill sound as they seek out mates. When officer Mike Pichler arrived Sunday, he found about a dozen frogs at the pond.He saw a couple of them develop large bulges in their throats as they croaked to one another, and spotted one pair of horny toads mating. "You don't see that many frogs at one time unless they're mating," Alsip said.

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dabbler
22:41 May 20 2013

Fuckin' Frogs, always running their months off... hahah

00:10 May 06 2013
Times Read: 498

I'm still alive. I still cry sometimes. I still have many fuck you's in me for quite a few.

Mmmmhmmmmmm.

God damn right I do.

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