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Once upon a time there was a boy named Rolf, he liked to kill kittens. When Rolf killed a kitten he got an ecstatic feeling...one day his father caught him killing a kitten, and so Rolf was punished. At least Rolf's father told his mother that he was punishing him...he really just brought Rolf a box of crusty Playboy magazines with over half of the pages stuck together.



Moral: Kill kittens with the door locked....



-Deity Crepitus (Alex)