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Three tomatos are walking down the street: Papa Tomato, Mama Tomato and Baby Tomato.

Baby Tomato start lagging behind and Papa Tomato gets very angry. He goes back, sqeezes him and says: "Ketchup"



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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff...





ba dum tishhhh!

well its Day 3, nothing much happened.



Back to work tomorrow after me week off.



Been bored shitless. Looked a few profiles, some fooking loonys aboout eh? sheesh



Good news today Wayne Rooney will be in the England squad for the world cup :D yay



Oh i punched a dog today, lol, the big german shepard next door. the fooker jump on me fence and barks at me everytime i go in the back yard. I've asked the owner next door to stop it form barking but to no avail, so i went into the back yard and agian it jumped up and barked, so i punched it square in the chops. ooooops



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Fred and Mary got married but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to

Fred's Mom and Dad's for their first night together.



In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his

breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mom

if Fred and Mary are up yet.

She replies, "No".

Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?"

His mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school."



Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?"

She replies, "No."

Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?"

His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to

school."



After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, "Are Fred and Mary up

yet?"

His mom says, "No."

He asks, "Do you know what I think?"

His mom replies, "Ok, now tell me what you think?"

He says: "Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I

gave him my aeroplane glue."

Man goes to the doctors with a lettuce stuck in his ass.



He asks the doctor if he thinks its serious



the doctor replied 'well its very serious and i thinkits only the tip o fthe iceberg"



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