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The bones in the graveyard call to me...they sing as they're old bodies decompose, Momento Te Esse Mortalum....!

Their sweet melody whistles in my ear, I'll soon join them some day and my vain will be over.

Then I will sing to the living the sweet song.

Life is pointless, so why do people cry when one dies? They' re just leaving to a place where no dumb asses can get in their face. so those that morn are just plain selfish, they don't care that you are dead, they just miss your money and your time!