not a joke fan but there are these few....14:52 May 04 2010
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man is walking down a city street and hears a voice; "41...41...41..." he follows it until he comes upon a construction wall,the voice seems to be getting louder "41...41...41..." he continues along the wall,tracking the voice until he sees a knothole,the voice is coming from behind the hole "41...41...41..." He gets closer and peeks through the hole.Suddenly a finger shoots out of the hole,jabbing him in the eye. He hears the voice again; "42...42...42..."
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A police officer pulls over a car because it is crawling along,holding up traffic.In the car are four little old women. "Im sorry Mame,but I have to give you a ticket for going too slow". The driver responds "No,officer,Im doing exactly the speed limit" and she points to a Route Marker that says Route 12.He explains that it is not the speed limit sign,then notices that her passengers look very frightened, "Dont be alarmed,ladies,Im only giving your friend a ticket." the driver responds; "Oh dont mind them,officer,theyve been like that ever since with left Interstate 144"
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Two men stand on the edge of a tall skyscraper roof, one says "Wow,Id really hate to fall from here"
"Actually," says the other, "you'd be perfectly fine.You see,there is a weird updraft that goes along this street-with conditions like this,if you fell,the updraft would catch you and bring you right back up to the roof here."
"Ha,I dont believe it."
"Here,I'll prove it to you," with that the man jumps over the edge,falls for about ten feet and then is suddenly caught,blown back up and right next to the shocked other man.
"Wow!Thats amazing!Im trying it!" and the other man leaps over the edge,falling 40 stories to his death.
Down below a woman nudges her friend "Man,Clark Kent must have really hated that guy"
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What did the drunk say after beating up the nun?
"Not so tough now, are ya, Batman?"
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COMMENTS
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GlindaLynn
23:43 Dec 23 2010
goodness... lol.