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Gathering a few that I find funny or interesting...



Soylent green - the taste varies from person to person.



I am not a minion of evil. I am upper management.



Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.



I hate everyone. Please make a note of it.



It's all fun and games until they open the trunk.



There is nothing that a little poo throwing can't solve.



If you can't say anything nice about anyone... come sit next to me.



You all laugh because I'm different, I laugh because you're all the same.



Why do people wtih closed minds always open their mouths?



I'm tired of stupid people.



My day is not complete until I've terrified a complete stranger.