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Devils Spit

19:37 Jun 03 2014


Slogan :

"Devils Spit... Even the Devil Needs Mouthwash"


History :

The Close Knit Family of VR Royals, have been "Keeping It In The Family" (Incest) since 1916 and their Sexy Smells one day Formed into the Hottest Sauce in the World. And Poof! Devil's Spit was Born.


Precautions :

- May Cause Retinal Bleeding by Looking at it

- Kidneys May Explode

- Lady Bits May Quiver Uncontrollably

- Your Insides May Randomly Combust

- DEATH IS IMMANENT


Basically, You Can't Handle our "Awesome-Sauce"


Founder :

- Nicnic


Creators :

- MadLobotomist

- VvvVampireKisses

- DarkXTemptress


Ingredients :

- Love Juices & Sweat

- Blood of a Virgin

- Tears of the Devil Himself

- Amaze-Ballz courtesy of MadLobotomist

- Cerebral Spinal Fluids

- Unicorn Rainbow Poops


How To Buy A Bottle of Our Shit :

- Sign Over Your Soul to Us, Become Our Eternal Slave


Nicnic's Seal of Approval. Now with REAL Baby Seals!