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Fuck no... Now that you have wasted everyone's time supplying for the end of the world, and it's not here...



No lava infested lands

No fire among us taking over

No water drowning cities

No naked cunts running about sayin fuck me hurry (wait! that's everyday- move on to next one)

No dead people walking about trying to eat you!



"Now go finish your fucking Christmas shopping you put off since this was your legit excuse not to buy a gift and shut the fuck up!..."



You can go back to normal hunting of animals now... DAMN! I know right, major suck fest!

40 lost years of Jesus : He was rebelling against his father... & God was like uh oh hell no ERASE!



Seriously you really think Jesus was all pure... He was a guy after all, I'm sure at some point in his life he got his dick sucked...



When Jesus was having an orgasm like most humans, was he yelling out oh god oh god... no he was yelling out oh fuckkkk me father, ohhh father!



Jesus was into BDSM, just look at the facts... He liked to bleed (crown of thorns), public humiliation (carrying a large wooden cross through the town for his own sacrifice), pain (whipped & nailed), and he was hung up for all to see and be their bitch...

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xRobin3x
04:00 Dec 19 2012

there is many years of the bible that is missing... jesus's growing years... where are they..... like you said.. i'm sure he had to have had 'got around'

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That moment when you aren't even trying to be a bitch and in a blink of an eye fuck all kinds of shit up... I seriously give up on life... I get belittled by those I never thought, I get treated like shit from the ones who love me most, and I get ignored from the one I want the attention of... How fucking ironic life is with Karma... I just want the feeling to be mutual, I just want you to believe me, and actually want me around... I can't help but feel exhausted, I'm a bitch because I don't want you close to me. You say you understand but here we are... I'm heartless because I have to be... I have no soul to survive every fucking day... My life is a ghost that won't disappear. I have no future, I have no past. I can't even make you believe me, when I would do anything do have you in front of me just one time. Just to see, if what I have felt from the beginning is real. But I'm a fool, and everytime you make a wise crack, It does hurt a little more, and I can't help but take shit out on you... You make me smile, you make me laugh, you make me think on my toes... But I just wish you felt the same as I do... But I cannot complete with your Ideal...