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Lmao! Oh no! Men everywhere other than gay men cannot ejaculate unless you're trying to make a baby
You can be charged $10,000 per ejaculation.

Democrats Plan to Introduce Bill Criminalizing Ejaculation Unless it’s LGBTQIAAP2S+


Ohio Democrat state Reps. Anita Somani and Tristan Rader announced they plan to introduce the ‘Conception Begins at Erection Act’ which would make ejaculation a felony if the semen was released in a manner not consistent with a few exceptions, such as a gay orgasm within the LGBTQIAAP2S+ community.

: Ohio lawmakers have proposed a new law that bans men from ejaculating without intent of conception, would fine men up to $10,000 per ejaculation

“The bill would make it a felony for a man to have unprotected sex without wanting a baby,” Ohio 19 News said Thursday night. “It does have some exceptions. It doesn’t apply if protection or contraception is used, if someone is masturbating, or donating sperm and it doesn’t apply to members of the LGBTQ+ community.”