The Ultimate Vampire Resource and Directory

I guess unofficially I've been put in charge of the warnings so...



AHEM!



Welcome to the House! A few things to get you started...



Do not, under any circumstances, give Art your coat. Watch your credit cards around him too or you're likely to end up with a bunch of charges from Moonie's Bar.



Speaking of Moonie's...really cool place to hang out. The bar mistress is the best and if you can order it, she can make it!



Stay out of the closet. Yes that's howling you here coming from there, it's Lore's "safe place". He may not be coming out for a while though, but he’s in there…unless it’s a tape recording…



Beastman hunts the attic so unless you want to become dinner...and please, please, PLEASE be careful about how much sugar you give him. He's a bit twitchy but if you rub just behind his ears he'll settle down.



Do not enter the basement unless you have seafood and wine...more importantly wine. We keep Birra chained up ala Sloth like down there and someone needs to feed him periodically.



Kglitterous is in charge of guarding the stove. He hides behind it and wields a mean tinfoil sword.



Beware of the lump in the carpet. We can't seem to make it lie down or stay still...we’re pretty sure it’s been eating members as a few have “disappeared” but only Imagesinwords can confirm or deny that for us.



KCRC (aka RC cola) is in charge of the activities schedule, such as which days we are allowed to go outside to play, when the pool is open for free swim, the hours of the rec room, ect.



Morrigon is our resident angry artist. Please note her name is with an O not an A. She's in charge of our fortunes....the cookie kind. :D



Maverick has just recently crawled out of his hole and this time we filled it in behind him. He tends to reveal more than you could ever ask for but, it’s always fun to follow the happy trail.



Apocapus is in charge of the food, so if you're hungry, ask before you eat. We just want to make sure what you ingest is safe.



Violaquin is our resident riddler, answer her quarry and another will soon follow. Just more fun and games to keep you distracted, ummm, I mean entertained…yeah.



Kalest will keep you warm in all the right places, just look at her pictures. Don’t forget to ask for a drool bucket though. We don’t need anyone slipping and falling on saliva, home owner’s insurance only covers so much.



Me I’m the keeper of the cadavers, nursing student and all. They’re purely for scientific research…honest…



Make yourself at home, you may choose any of the drawers...umm....err....uh....I mean rooms, without a name plate. Again, Welcome! I hope you enjoy your stay!