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so today for christmas i wake up to my baby brother putting a new toy called a roflmate that just laughs uncontrollably! he says dan the monkeys laughing at you im like no hes laughing at you! so he looks the monkey in the eye as it laughs continuously and says laugh at dan i said hes laughing his ass off in your attempt to get him to laugh at me he screams laugh at dan monkey or your grounded! i said hes laughing at you because your mad bro! he says but i thought we were buddys monkey... so he drops the monkey to the ground as it begins to literalry roll on the floor laughing because its tail spins the baby drops to his knees with a tear down each eye and with a quiet voice and says"i just got you for christmas"