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Well it seems dem monkies can fly!..they must be fuelling up on the right sorta jizz ;)
A short, open letter to the folks at IGN.com
04:22 Oct 28 2008 Times Read: 925
Dear reviewers at IGN.com, please remember that you are not gods among mortals. We here in the real world would be most grateful if you could see your way fit to removing your own heads from your asses long enough to review a game in a realistic manner without any holier then thou nit picking.
I live in an area where they not only still exist but they function openly insisting on getting permits to have meetings downtown and parades. The majority of the people that go to the rally turn out to be there to boo them but it always results in a fight. Their stupidity is so open I simply do not understand how anyone can even listen to them.
Well that doesn't surprise me any considering that their minds are filled with nothing but putrid thoughts & constant hate. They don't have anything better to do with their time....They get laughed at when they come around where i used to live. Regular bunch of dumb idiots in white sheets...
Oh you know there will never be a shortage of idiots. No matter where you go, you will find people that shouldn't breed. HA.....
Economics at work
21:06 Oct 13 2008 Times Read: 1,015
So I put $1 coin into a vending machine. It popped out. I thought great, legal tender aint so legal here. Then I pop 4 quarters into the machine and select the code 149 for my snickers bar. The mechanism corkscrews and twists and turns and……nothing. My bar is sitting there. I think great, what could possibly happen next. Well, do you want to know what happened next?
My Snickers fell, bringing with it the snickers behind it. And when I reached into the machine to get my bounty a bag of Harvest Cheddar Sun chips fell on me.
Karma rocks. I wonder what I did to get $3 for $1.
Snickers is made by Mars and they test on animals. Also, they had to remove a lot of their chocolate recently because of the China connection and food being contaminated, as there is a Mars factory there, apparently. End of my public service announcement. :P
Yes, that is always nice, I like when you put in a gold dollar and you get what ya wanted and change back for a $5.00
FIRE FIRE FIRE FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIREEEEEEEE drill.
03:01 Oct 09 2008 Times Read: 1,068
So today I was sitting in the Tv room with no Tv in it, minding my own beezwax when my little world was interrupted by the loudest, most irritating fire alarm I have ever heard.
Being Irish I of course took the Tommy Tiernan approach to said alarm. (See below)
However eventually it became clear it was not going to stop so I picked up my laptop, my drink and my bag of nuts ( I paid for the stuff I am not leaving it behind). Once I was packed up and ready to leave I made a move towards the door. I made it through the first set of doors, no problem. Second set of doors, no problem. Third set of doors, rattle rattle rattle. Hmmmm. So I tried the door one more time and while I was experimenting with the door a nice man came along and unlocked the door for me and I walked out. After a ten minute wait outside I proceeded back to my little room to get back to my beeswax when I noticed they did not lock the food shop but they did lock my door. So in the event of a real fire all the food and money could be saved yet I myself would be left to my fate. So in this theoretical fire there was some good news and bad news. Good news is that all the food would be safe, the bad news is that there was a single casualty. Me.
Darn that guy is very funny now I'm going to have to go to YouTube and look him up to enjoy.
My career was as a police/911 dispatcher for a rural area and I'd often work alone and the boss would have fire alarm tests but while everyone else left I had to stay at my post. They promised if it was ever real they'd come back for me. Yea Right! Just another reason retirement was good. lol
Some of the best comedians come out of our country.. I adore the Irish sense of humour, but then I am biased. If the H.S.A. were aware of that locked fire door, the company would of been fined. I am glad it was not for realllllll!
Youtube my yahoo and I'll google your something or other.
23:58 Oct 06 2008 Times Read: 1,107
I hate Youtube for so many reasons but mostly I hate it because any time I go there I have to be assaulted by some no talent morons attempt at creative film making.
I can't do a simple search like "Passion of The Christ crucifixion scene" without seeing 50 stupid versions of it with songs being played over it. I just want to see that one scene, as it was in the movie. I don't want to read bible passages in between shots and I don't want to listen to amazing grace as I watch it.
The only thing worse then the retarded videos being posted is the retarded comments people leave on the videos. I have never once read a comment on a youtube video that I thought to be valid or even remotely well written.
The internet really needs an IQ filter.
IQ of 0 - 50: You should be at home tied to your bed.
IQ 50 -75: You should have limited access to information
IQ 75 - 90: You should have full access to view all material online but with no posting rights.
Well thank goodness it wasn't VR members you were talking about, or heaven forbid you would be in some trouble now! heh. I hate it when Yout Tube block videos for different coutries, as they did for Little Britain USA for viewers in America. Their computer said, "No" and that is sad!
People should not be surprised, this is the same director that did "Jungle Fever" where he proclaims that ALL inter-racial relationships are doomed. He is someone who lives within his own identity and does not see that there are several other options for people to choose
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xxEmaeraldxx
19:50 Oct 28 2008
Well it seems dem monkies can fly!..they must be fuelling up on the right sorta jizz ;)