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Testicle sound express the movie05:16 May 10 2007
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Daire Lynch
INT. MEDICAL INSTITUTION - ARTIFICIALY LIT, DIM.
Two MEDICAL ATTENDANTS are walking down a plastic tiled hallway. The tiles are a pale green and cover both the floor and walls. Above them fluorescent bulbs HUM and PLINK. They are both wearing white lab coats, one man is carrying a clipboard, both carry an extensive set of keys on their belts. CLIPBOARD MAN is talking animatedly to his companion who is unshaven and appears to be hung-over. HUNG-OVER MAN is walking a little behind the other attendant, he is slowly rubbing his eyes.
CLIPBOARD MAN
(Questioningly)
Testicles?
Hung-over man stops walking and tilts his head back staring up into the fluorescent lights.
HUNG-OVER MAN
(Matter of factly)
Testicles.
The man with the clipboard stops mid-stride and looks back at his partner.
CLIPBOARD MAN
(un-believingly)
Testicle testicles?
HUNG-OVER MAN
(matter of factly)
Testicle testicles.
The man with the clipboard walks over to a large metal door set in the wall and slides open a slit at eye level before looking in.
CUT
INT. MEDICAL INSTITUTION CELL
A man lies on an un-made bed, the sheets and pillow lie on the floor. His breath condenses on the plastic coating his mattress. Over his shoulder there is a large metal door set in the wall. As he lies there a metal slide is pulled open.
V.O. CLIPBOARD MAN
(even more un-believing)
What do you mean testicle, testicles. Like balls testicles?
The slide on the door is pulled closed and the man on the bed slides off the bed and onto the floor.
CUT
INT. MEDICAL INSTITUTION - ARTIFICIALY LIT, DIM.
HUNG-OVER MAN
(Slightly less matter of factly and mildly annoyed)
Balls testicles.
CLIPBOARD MAN
(Laughing)
What do you mean balls testicles?
HUNG-OVER MAN
(exasperated)
Christ David, I cant spell it out any clearer. Balls testicles.
The hung-over man buries his head in his hands and exhales loudly.
HUNG-OVER MAN
Look David, its just as it sounds, it doesn’t make sense but that’s what happened.
DAVID walks over to next door along the corridor and again slides open a metal grate. He peers inside. He compares the information on his clipboard to that of a page tacked to the wall beside the door. He looks back into the room and writes something on his clipboard before sliding the grate closed.
DAVID
Yeah, but testicles, its just so, I don’t know, unlikely.
HUNG-OVER MAN
Unlikely? What the fuck do you mean unlikely?
DAVID
Hey man, relax. I just have a hard time believing a man who licks the patients in his spare time. If Enrique said the sky was blue I’d still look out the window.
HUNG-OVER MAN
There aren’t any windows in this fucking place.
DAVID
I wasn’t being literal Stephen.
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