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Number 10.

00:53 Jul 31 2005
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Astronomers have discovered an object in our solar system that is larger than Pluto. They are calling it the 10th planet, but already that claim is contested.



The new world's size is not at issue. But the very definition of planethood is.

It is the first time an object so big has been found in our solar system since the discovery of Pluto 75 years ago.



The announcement, made today by Mike Brown of Caltech, came just hours after another newfound object, one slightly smaller than Pluto, was revealed in a very confusing day for astronomers and the media.



The new object, temporarily named 2003 UB313, is about three times as far from the Sun as is Pluto.



"It's definitely bigger than Pluto," said Brown, a professor of planetary astronomy.



The object is round and could be up to twice as large as Pluto, Brown told reporters in a hastily called NASA-run teleconference Friday evening.

His best estimate is that it is 2,100 miles wide, about 1-1/2 times the diameter of Pluto.







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00:32 Jul 31 2005
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hoogerbrugge

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When in rome.

18:51 Jul 29 2005
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the Wit


(69% dark, 39% spontaneous, 38% vulgar)


your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK


You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean you're pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat.

I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer. Your sense of humor takes the most effort to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion.

Also, you probably loved the Office. If you don't know what I'm talking about, check it out here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais











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You scored higher than 66% on vulgar
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This is a follow up...

01:11 Jul 29 2005
Times Read: 1,395


To the entry i made that had the sex education film.



This is :



Pregnancy: The Game.




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A Cliche that happens to be true.

23:35 Jul 28 2005
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I just brought my dog for a walk in the dark and the rain. And Ive heard lots of people say:



"I like rain."



But more so then not it turns out that they complain when it actually does rain and they need to go out. I however actually do like the rain. I enjoy my midnight walks with my dog. Its quiet and its raining and i can just walk along with my dog listening to the rain and the wind in the trees and feeling the rain hitting my face and top of my head, its soothing and cooling. The dog also enjoys these walks and they are not all about relaxation on my part, i often see things you wouldn’t normally see while walking around when its dark and raining.



For instance tonight i walked by a car that had pulled over and had most of its lights off and sitting in the drivers seat was a man with his head in his hands, as i walked passed he didnt even look up he just held his head and slowly turned it from side to side.



I also had my theory about there being two kinds of people confirmed. There are those who will drive around a puddle to avoid splashing you and there are those who will steer into the puddle to soak you.



He missed me.


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Daire in old age.

22:38 Jul 28 2005
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I wonder who wrote this?????

18:40 Jul 28 2005
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Don't be jealous of my magic.



I do the same with the girls.



90% of them, i don't give a fuck about.



My charm is 15 times that of the rattlesnake. All i care about is me and my few select VR members. I demand and should be given the TOP.



See you are only a Mod



I'am a VR God.



And you know it.



I'm more to these fools then any Mod.



They cry to me and tell me their happy



parts in their peonic lives.



But like i give a fuck.



i just want to rule VR in a unground



kinda way.



And sweet Mod....



You know i can.


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Do i scare you?

02:43 Jul 28 2005
Times Read: 1,447


I was just talking to Nicnivian and apparently she has had several nightmares in which she sees my face saying things she cant quite hear or just floating by in the darkness and they were all inspired by my first avatar.







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P.s. She now says i am banned from her bedroom because one nightmare made her fall out of bed.

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The dangers of.....

22:38 Jul 27 2005
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Cyber Sex



Irish healthcare



Kim Jong Il



Paris Hilton




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Anyone hungry for.....

16:13 Jul 27 2005
Times Read: 1,485


Strip Poker

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Daire the gay south park cowboy

23:35 Jul 22 2005
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Daire by Darknessbound.





Cowboy 1: Do you have any pudding?



Cowboy 2: No i ate mine all up silly.



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22:38 Jul 20 2005
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Telling kids the truth about sex with a talking cock and a woman with her legs spread and a huge hairy vagina......you have to watch this , its so tacky pc americana you wont believe it.





Sex flash


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Daire by day and by night.

03:52 Jul 19 2005
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Daire, a mild mannered insomniac by day and by night a delusional hallucination brought on by lack of sleep otherwise known as Bat-Daire.





Yeah ok, i stole these outs of Eldardans journal so sue me.



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A new addition to the family......maybe.

12:17 Jul 17 2005
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There is talk of getting a second dog. We might get a bitch and after a while breed her to Katz and get puppies. But i dont know, female dogs are a lot more work then the male ones. But i wouldn’t mind getting a second dog, i might name him Lobo.


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How i spent my daire day.

22:51 Jul 14 2005
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I have not been to bed since the 12th of July and today being the 14th of july i was awake for my 2nd consecutive day, but this day was also my birthday.



So instead of relaxing and getting presents etc... i left my house at 5am for some trucking. So i spent all day well until 7pm at least pushing palettes and lifting boxes and driving around in a big ass truck with my dad. And today we went up north to Belfast. Around this time of the year Belfast is not the place to be as there is allot of tension between the two sides of Ireland with all those stupid orange marches going on. Anyway so today i had to look at loads of damn union jacks flying all over the place and it really got me pissed off. I could go into more detail about my day, but im too tired to bother at the moment and i dont want to get myself worked up again.


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02:26 Jul 13 2005
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I just saw a programme called "How its made" on discovery channel. Its a show that tells you how common everyday things are made.



Today there was a show about crisps (chips) and it said that you get roughly 36 crisps per potato. I am eating a packet of crisps now and i got 43 crisps. That is about 1 potato. Which means that crisp companies have been ripping us off for years charging up to £0.70 for 1 potatoes worth of crisps.


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2 out of 3 condoms say that....

01:29 Jul 13 2005
Times Read: 1,671


There are 2 ribbed condoms in my drawer at the moment there were 3 but i had to use one for a project I was working on a while ago. I just told the story of it to someone and they seemed to like it so I thought I would post it.



This is how I got my hands on the aforementioned ribbed prophylactics.



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Daire enters into the shop. stage right.



Daire: "Do you sell condoms?"



The shop-keep replies: "Yes."



Daire: "ok, can you tell me what colour wrapper these ones have?”



Shop-keep: "I couldn’t tell you, I’ve never looked."



Daire: "Well they are in a black box so do you think they might be black?"



Shop-keep: "I dont know.”



Daire: "oh.....can you open a box and check."



Shop-keep: "I cant sell open boxes, sorry"



Daire: (admitting defeat) "oh well, ill take the cheapest box you have please"



Daire exits stage right holding small box.



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And that is the story of :



“Daire and the 3 ribbed condoms”


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Keep on Truckin.

21:13 Jul 08 2005
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Well today was an interesting day. First of all it started yesterday, so that means I have been awake for a grand total of…..43ish hours at the time of writing this.





Well today at 5am (after 27 hours awake) I left my house and drove with my dad for roughly 40 minutes into the countryside to collect the truck for the days trucking. I am not in the mood to write down everything that happened today so I will give a brief summary.



Today I was helping my dad on a day of truck driving. We had to go from the middle of the countryside into the City Centre and to the Dublin Port 3 times today and in a big truck with lots of traffic and a 40 tonne load that is not the easiest of things to do. So here is a brief summary of the interesting things from my point of view.



• I got to wear a groovy reflective glow in the dark high-visibility vest



• I got to go around the Dublin docks and watch huge ass cranes lifting containers each weighing close to 30 tonnes with ease and then drive over my head about 150 feet in the air.



• I got thrown around inside the truck as the crane lowered a container holding 30 tonnes of Steel cable onto our truck.



• I had to pee for 6 hours and eventualy had to pull over and pee in a ditch with a herd of cows watching me, made me feel kinky.



• While driving around I saw a woman with big boobies riding a bike and when she hit a bump she went all jiggly and it made me laugh.





• I saw plenty of RoadKill



Here is my itemized road kill spot list:



• 15-20 Assorted dead birds

• 4 rabbits

• 1 cat

• 3 unidentifiable






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01:54 Jul 08 2005
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Jinkies

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I sure could go for some snake about now.

00:42 Jul 05 2005
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Well today I got my hands on the third instalment of the Metal Gear Solid series entitled Snake Eater.For those of you that know nothing about these games you play a character called “Snake” and you are basically a one man army sent in behind enemy lines to do a job. As with all three of these games that job is to Destroy a weapon system known as metal gear and of course save the world. Now that is all im giving non-fans of the game.



For those of you who are familiar with the games let me tell you it is the same good old metal gear set up. Snake goes in, has his backup of experts and his cardboard box A-Z. However this time he is in a Jungle setting and the game takes place in the 1960’s. This means no cool radar system to let you see where the bad guys are and what their field of vision is, oh no. In this game you have to use your eyes to spot enemies hidden throughout a vast jungle environment and you have to watch their head movements to gauge their FOV.



So far this game is great, and it really deserves its title “Snake Eater” as when you catch a snake and use it for food you get a nice little video of snake ripping into the side of the snake with his bear teeth, groovy.



You also have a knife this time around and you can use it to hunt for food or to slice up your enemies. The interrogation system has been upgraded and now the enemy guards tell you where items are located, the best route into a camp, the location of fellow guards and or booby traps. Of course they tell you these things because you happen to have your newly acquired blade pressed against their jugular and if you don’t like what they are saying you simply slit their throat to the accompaniment of a nice blood spray.



As with the other games there is the female medical adviser and save game person who just like the other games once you save the game talks your ear off this time she happens to be a movie buff so when you save you get to hear her say….



“Snake, have you ever seen the movie Forbidden planet?”



-or-



“Snake, ever heard of Godzilla?”





There is also the same kind of humour to be found, for example at one stage you are talking to a female spy wearing a rather revealing jump suit and if you press the R1 button while in the cut-scene with her snake stares are her boobs. And later as she is getting dressed if you press R1 you can see snakes view of her ass through half closed eyelids as he is waking up.





But what made me laugh the hardest was the song lyrics for this game. As with the other games the song that accompanies it is a sort of a lounge act with jazzy music. And as the game was directed by a Japanese person the Lyrics of the song are a little confusing and funny in places.



But don’t take my word for it, read them yourself





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What a thrill...

With darkness and silence through the night

What a thrill...

I'm searching and I'll melt into you

What a fear in my heart

But you're so supreme!



I give my life

Not for honour, but for you

**Snake Eater**

In my time there'll be no one else

Crime, it's the way I fly to you

**Snake Eater**

I'm still in a dream, Snake Eater!



Someday you go through the rain

Someday you feed on a tree frog

This ordeal, the trial to survive

For the day we see new light!



I give my life

Not for honour, but for you

**Snake Eater**

In my time there'll be no one else

Crime, it's the way I fly to you

**Snake Eater**

I'm still in a dream, Snake Eater!



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02:43 Jul 04 2005
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P-p-p-pick up an update.

01:40 Jul 04 2005
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Today is penguin number 2.



And this time there is no crappy joke, it seems penguin now give interesting facts aswell.





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P-p-p-pick up a.....

22:40 Jul 02 2005
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I just found a "penguin" bar in the press where we keep our treats.



I haven’t had one of these things in years and i have to say the jokes haven’t gotten any better but i still just had to share it.







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Ssshhhhhhh.

02:50 Jul 02 2005
Times Read: 1,794


Well it has been close to 50 hours since i got any sleep, i cant give an exact figure because i honestly cant remember. Oh well at least im not tired.















This is a secret message....you suck. That is all.

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02:08 Jul 01 2005
Times Read: 2,657


Sex tables



The mathematics of getting laid the whole world over.

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