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CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean you're pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat. I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer. Your sense of humor takes the most effort to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion. Also, you probably loved the Office. If you don't know what I'm talking about, check it out here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/. PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais |
My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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To the entry i made that had the sex education film.
This is :
I just brought my dog for a walk in the dark and the rain. And Ive heard lots of people say:
"I like rain."
But more so then not it turns out that they complain when it actually does rain and they need to go out. I however actually do like the rain. I enjoy my midnight walks with my dog. Its quiet and its raining and i can just walk along with my dog listening to the rain and the wind in the trees and feeling the rain hitting my face and top of my head, its soothing and cooling. The dog also enjoys these walks and they are not all about relaxation on my part, i often see things you wouldn’t normally see while walking around when its dark and raining.
For instance tonight i walked by a car that had pulled over and had most of its lights off and sitting in the drivers seat was a man with his head in his hands, as i walked passed he didnt even look up he just held his head and slowly turned it from side to side.
I also had my theory about there being two kinds of people confirmed. There are those who will drive around a puddle to avoid splashing you and there are those who will steer into the puddle to soak you.
He missed me.
Don't be jealous of my magic.
I do the same with the girls.
90% of them, i don't give a fuck about.
My charm is 15 times that of the rattlesnake. All i care about is me and my few select VR members. I demand and should be given the TOP.
See you are only a Mod
I'am a VR God.
And you know it.
I'm more to these fools then any Mod.
They cry to me and tell me their happy
parts in their peonic lives.
But like i give a fuck.
i just want to rule VR in a unground
kinda way.
And sweet Mod....
You know i can.
I was just talking to Nicnivian and apparently she has had several nightmares in which she sees my face saying things she cant quite hear or just floating by in the darkness and they were all inspired by my first avatar.
There is talk of getting a second dog. We might get a bitch and after a while breed her to Katz and get puppies. But i dont know, female dogs are a lot more work then the male ones. But i wouldn’t mind getting a second dog, i might name him Lobo.
I have not been to bed since the 12th of July and today being the 14th of july i was awake for my 2nd consecutive day, but this day was also my birthday.
So instead of relaxing and getting presents etc... i left my house at 5am for some trucking. So i spent all day well until 7pm at least pushing palettes and lifting boxes and driving around in a big ass truck with my dad. And today we went up north to Belfast. Around this time of the year Belfast is not the place to be as there is allot of tension between the two sides of Ireland with all those stupid orange marches going on. Anyway so today i had to look at loads of damn union jacks flying all over the place and it really got me pissed off. I could go into more detail about my day, but im too tired to bother at the moment and i dont want to get myself worked up again.
I just saw a programme called "How its made" on discovery channel. Its a show that tells you how common everyday things are made.
Today there was a show about crisps (chips) and it said that you get roughly 36 crisps per potato. I am eating a packet of crisps now and i got 43 crisps. That is about 1 potato. Which means that crisp companies have been ripping us off for years charging up to £0.70 for 1 potatoes worth of crisps.
There are 2 ribbed condoms in my drawer at the moment there were 3 but i had to use one for a project I was working on a while ago. I just told the story of it to someone and they seemed to like it so I thought I would post it.
This is how I got my hands on the aforementioned ribbed prophylactics.
Well today was an interesting day. First of all it started yesterday, so that means I have been awake for a grand total of…..43ish hours at the time of writing this.
Well today at 5am (after 27 hours awake) I left my house and drove with my dad for roughly 40 minutes into the countryside to collect the truck for the days trucking. I am not in the mood to write down everything that happened today so I will give a brief summary.
Today I was helping my dad on a day of truck driving. We had to go from the middle of the countryside into the City Centre and to the Dublin Port 3 times today and in a big truck with lots of traffic and a 40 tonne load that is not the easiest of things to do. So here is a brief summary of the interesting things from my point of view.
• I got to wear a groovy reflective glow in the dark high-visibility vest
• I got to go around the Dublin docks and watch huge ass cranes lifting containers each weighing close to 30 tonnes with ease and then drive over my head about 150 feet in the air.
• I got thrown around inside the truck as the crane lowered a container holding 30 tonnes of Steel cable onto our truck.
• I had to pee for 6 hours and eventualy had to pull over and pee in a ditch with a herd of cows watching me, made me feel kinky.
• While driving around I saw a woman with big boobies riding a bike and when she hit a bump she went all jiggly and it made me laugh.
• I saw plenty of RoadKill
Today is penguin number 2.
And this time there is no crappy joke, it seems penguin now give interesting facts aswell.
I just found a "penguin" bar in the press where we keep our treats.
I haven’t had one of these things in years and i have to say the jokes haven’t gotten any better but i still just had to share it.
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