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Amused.
04:26 Dec 31 2005
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Both coven masters are on suspension at the moment.

20:04 Dec 29 2005
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Today is Thursday, I last went to bed on Tuesday.



Not only am i sleep deprived i am also physically tired from manual labour. I went trucking today.



Now today was not the usual cornucopia of visual eccentricities that i usually notice when out on the road, as today was a windy and rainy and freezing cold day not many people were around for me to watch and observe.



Although several things.



The truck i usually travel in is in for repairs. So me and my dad were using a guys truck who is on holiday. Now it is well known that this guy is a drunk and often drives drunk and it shows. His truck is in bits.



We were driving along and all of a sudden the truck started to whine, imagine someone dragging their teeth across a blackboard while rubbing their eyeball with a dry vinyl glove and you will have some idea of the noise.



The truck was supposed to have 12 gears, only 6 of them would engage.



While driving the truck made a loud WOOOOO noise. Just once, with no explanation or cause as far as i can see.



I was asked to wipe the mirror and as i was rolling my window back up it got stuck half way after me having just said:

"At least the window works."



I saw a huge crane with steel cables as thick as your arm break. So they caused all kinds of trouble in the port and as such i spent most of the day waiting around doing nothing.





And after the morning load of plastic crates to a killing plant the rest of the day was spent moving pieces of a crane from certain locations to the port.



We delivered 3 bits of the crane, there were about 10 other trucks doing the same. It was a big big crane, I was told it could lift over 1,000 tonnes. That’s big.

03:57 Dec 29 2005
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dog walk, frost, zombies, blowing nose, echo, russian, black man.

Google Earth.
01:42 Dec 27 2005
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Anyone who remembers my post about Nasa's world wind will be interested in this. A satellite view of the college i go to found using GoogleEarth.

01:14 Dec 27 2005
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I was walking my dog tonight and i brought him to the forest near where i live.



Recently they have slaughtered, gutted and butchered a field i used to walk in and built a load of big concrete and brick boxes.....sorry, i mean apartments and houses.



Well they also built a path through the forest and placed lights along said path.



now before this it was just a muck trail but that’s how i liked it, also, it wasn’t badly lit it was just dark. Darkness is not a bad thing yet now the path is lit at about 20-30 ft intervals which lets you see the path, but also makes the surrounding landscape seem more spooky, the presence of the lights makes the darkness stand out even more.



So i decided to bring the dog along this path and i brought my camera with me. I should have the film processed and developed within the next week or so. I will see if anything turned out.



While i was walking i went off the path for a little bit and i ended up finding an entrance to the new estate so i walked along.



I had been walking along for a little bit and taking photos and setting up my tripod etc when a man left one of the new buildings a little bit away from me so i froze. I didn’t want to move in case it gave away my position. I wasn’t scared of getting caught but i wanted to see if the man would see me on his own. I watched him walk 15 feet, stop, look around, walk a further 6 feet, lean against the wall and light a cigarette. I stood watching him and suddenly the shutter on my camera released. I had been in the middle of a long exposure when he came out and it ended as he was there. He didn’t hear it, he didn’t see me. He finished his cigarette and went back inside.



I was taken by the fact that i watched him for the space of about 3-4 minutes and he wasn’t aware i was there for a single second.



If i was in his position i would like to think i would have seen me.

10:58 Dec 24 2005
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I haven’t been to bed yet, and there is one thing you soon learn when watching TV in the early hours of the morning with nothing to do.



Modern children’s tv sucks ass.



As it is as of today xmas eve half the channels had a guy in a red suit ranging from fat and jolly to drug addicted and emaciated. But each had their own version of HO HO HO which made it easy to tell the channels apart.



One thing that stood out from my early morning surfing was a cartoon, obviously funded by some bible thumping gobshite with more money then sense. The story was the whole 3 wise men arrive with gifts deal but the story was being told from the point of view of two ants who happened to live in the manger.



And of course as it was a modern children’s show one ant was male, the other female. Not only that but one ant was a subtle tan colour the other a much darker. I mean fuck, where is the spastic, retarded, lesbian ant in a wheelchair with a lisp?



After a while i ended up watching an old Elvis movie. King Creole. I’m not a huge fan of Elvis but relatively speaking this film was Oscar worthy. A girl danced around wearing bananas, you just don’t see that in films these days.

19:39 Dec 22 2005
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Lets just say that i find it hard to believe that 34 people ended up in hospital because you did a little emo mumbo jumbo.

03:05 Dec 22 2005
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And i bet that 13% came from when i had to give answers that didnt apply to me. Fucking limited answers.

A sign of the times.
01:37 Dec 20 2005
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I was walking my dog today and it was about 22:00. So once again it was pitch black and sight was all but useless. So i was walking through my usual fields and i noticed something.



I stood in the centre of the field with my eyes closed and i listened.



There is a small river that runs along the boarder to one of the fields and i could hear it. I could also hear traffic. But there was something about it that really meant something to me.



I could only hear the river if i was facing it, i would rotate in the middle of the field with my eyes closed and the sound would come and go as i turned to face it and then moved through the rotation. However no matter which direction i was facing i could hear traffic.



The symbolism was not lost on me.

Elaboration
03:51 Dec 19 2005
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15:18:19 - Dec 12 2005





President of Bulgaria



street sweeper fights



"im on the bus now" liar



Weird shaped heads.





• President of Bulgaria





I was going to take a photograph of a statue within a small garden in Dublin city centre. When I got there i found it was locked and there were two gardai standing outside it. Apparently the President of Bulgaria was about to arrive and have a private viewing of the park and no members of the public were allowed in. Well i needed to get a photograph of that statue as i had a project due the next day and the statue was an integral part of it. So i walked up and started talking to the garden and long story short i smooth talked my way passed the gates and was allowed to go in and take some photos. On my way out i thought about making a joke along the lines of:



"Well that’s that bomb planted



However i thought better of it and just said thank you and went on my way.





• street sweeper fights



I was walking along the street and there were two city council workers and they were both street sweepers but one had a brush and a cart the other had a motorised street sweeper. Well they both had each other around the throat and as i walked by one of them said:



"Ill kick your fucking head in"



And i just found it so amusing, it was almost like there was a turf war between the manual and the mechanical street sweepers of Dublin. Like those old movies where the greasers would rumble with the sharks and end up dancing instead of fighting.





• "im on the bus now" liar



I had just gotten to the end of the street and a scumbag was walking passed me and she was probably on her way to a parole hearing or something but she was explaining why she was late and as she was walking passed me and she told the person on the phone;



"Im on the bus now"



She was not on the bus. She was not near a bus. She was not waiting on a bus.





• Weird shaped heads.



I was walking passed a shop and three guys walked out of the shop and all three of the guys had misshapen skulls. I mean really de-formed. They were probably nice guys for all i know but they looked like their skulls were made of plastic and had been left on a radiator too long. Very, strange, shape.

20:11 Dec 18 2005
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Im on Elderdaniels PoDcAsT, check it out if you want, if not, what do i care?

01:13 Dec 15 2005
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Almost everyone i talk to is going off to have sex somewhere.

Richard Pryor
02:24 Dec 13 2005
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1940-2005

15:18 Dec 12 2005
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President of bulgaria



street sweeper fights



"im on the bus now" liar



Weird shaped heads.

23:00 Dec 11 2005
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I posted this a while ago, but im posting it again as i think its one of the best sites ive seen.

Deadlines.
22:34 Dec 11 2005
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The last week or so i have been working on a project as well as doing my Vr duties.



This house thing is going to take alot of work and i just wont have the time to look into it deeply until after next week.



I have a deadline for wed. and its a combined project.



This one deadline is worth 40% of my Digital Imaging and my Photography practice module.



Thats 40% of each, i.e. this project is worth 80% of my marks with the two classes combined.

Party part 2.
01:34 Dec 11 2005
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Just some little things that i wanted to mention about the party night last night and i didn’t want to add to the post below this.





Well several things happened that i am going to mention.



The first of these things involves how i was dressed.



Usually i am just dressed in scruffy clothes and a long sleeved t-shirt or something similar, last night i was wearing black trousers and a black shirt which i buttoned up and i was wearing shiny black shoes.



As i was walking i noticed allot of people were looking at me and i felt like a complete tool, usually i don’t mind people looking at me but when im dressed up as a yuppy/barman its just not me they are looking at. Although my duds did get me asked for directions twice, i guess i looked respectable.



One girl was looking for a street and she was on the wrong side of the river so i told her i would walk with her part of the way as i was heading in that direction as it is and then i would show her where she needed to go.







Another thing was i was waiting to cross the road and a girl on the opposite side was waiting at the lights too and she pointed at me and then started to dance. That was odd.





I also saw a dolled up girl who was speaking Russian into a walky talky. I didn’t know what kind of person would have a walky talky like that, i mean she was dressed like a hooker so she was either a high tech hooker talking to her pimp HQ or she was undercover police or something official.



As for drinks last night i was drinking pretty much anything that was set in front of me.



The girls had made a fruit punch with everything you can think of in it plus a litre of wine and vodka etc.. and i had several helpings of that.



I drank vodka, vodka and coke, vodka and red bull, whiskey, whiskey and coke, wine and some things im not so sure about. But by far the best on offer was in the form of strawberry jelly vodka stuff, i ate about 20 pieces. There was loads of vodka in them but you couldn’t taste it.

Party, party, party!
21:54 Dec 10 2005
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This will be a long post so give me some time before you read it.





Ok, well this xmas party was a fancy dress dealy and i decided i was going to get myself a concept costume. That is to say i wasn’t going to wear "missile-toe" or tinsel or anything.



My costume was an idea. I was going to be:

The Ghost Of Corporate Christmas





Well my idea was based on the classic idea of The ghost of Christmas past, present and future.



I will include a shot of all the props i had with me including my ID badge, the C.E.O of x-MASS marketing (ill explain later) and my manifesto for the holiday season which i will post below.



I also thought that since i was going to be a ghosty bearcat i should make the host sign for her gift and i will include my sheet for that and a photo of the sheet once it was signed.





______________________________________



Below is the things i had as props for my costume:







My Id



















Some graphs showing xmass profits









My boss







______________________________________







This is the "manifesto" I brought with me as paper work as part of my costume.















______________________________







Christmas Manifesto 2005





______________________________







The board of directors are expecting a massive increase in sales this seasons turn-over..



Last year we managed to increase profits by over 6000% due to some handy cost cuts in health and safety and child labour areas.



But this year we want more, hell, you know that, we always want more, more more more more money for us.











As you can see by the above graph we in the corporate x-mass firm have managed to increase profits and lower costs and virtually remove all good will and substance from our specified holiday.



We predict that by 2007 we will have removed all traces of Christmas and will bring into effect a new holiday.



This new holiday will be called Corporate seasonal gift giving day and will commence around august and will result in what our accounting division estimates at over £8.6 billion in profits.







______________________________



Receipt of Gifts forum x3J78



______________________________







I the undersigned acknowledge the receipt of gifts upon the 9th of December 2005.





Signed: ___________________











To the best of my knowledge all information provided is true and up to date:









Signed: ___________________









Official use only:

Gift well received: Yes [] No []



If no please state reason:

Gift processed by Agent: 66347A

This is the hosts drunken signature, yes i stayed in character even though i was drinking and i got her to sign for the gift, which was a bottle of whiskey that comes from where she lives, i thought it was a nice gift idea and she seemed to think so too.











Ok, now that all that is out of the way its just time to say what happened at said party.



Well me and 3 other people from our class went to the party and all in all there was about 50-60 people there. I usually don’t like crowds but this was a good party. Our class bought the host a game of twister and almost everyone of the 60 people there played it, and from the state of the people and the twister mat i think all 60 played at once. And not only was it a game of twister it was a game of drunken twister. (I won my game by the way.) But i was responsible for once of the most entertaining things in relation to the twister, on the box it shows a happy family playing twister but the dad on the box is positioned in such a way so as to make it appear he is about to spank the mother playing the game, so i invented a new rule that anyone who had their ass in the air (when you are playing drunken twister this happens allot) had to be spanked. It was highly amusing. Although no one spanked me while i was playing, i hope it was just because i didn’t have my ass in the air but still i was a little offended but i got several spanks after the game while walking through the kitchen.

Tis the season part two.
22:23 Dec 08 2005
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I am eating an x-mas cheesecake, but it is passion fruit flavour.







Anyone who doesn’t know "Tis the season" part one was for my Halloween cheesecake. There is a picture of that in October.

20:53 Dec 08 2005
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A girl in class today told me i was in her dream last night.



In her dream i was sining a U2 song and apparently i was singing quite well.







Oh well, i will not be on *tomorrow night as i am going to a party. Nicnivian knows who it is. And we are going to play Twister. Drunken! Twister.



*Friday December 9th

00:33 Dec 07 2005
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Pepsi makes me burp more then coke.

17:36 Dec 06 2005
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I have to hand up an essay tomorrow. It is going to be a long night.

10:36 Dec 05 2005
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Pigeon Dance.



I was crossing the road on the way to college today and the pigeons in Dublin are usually really brave. However this particular pigeon as I walked closer, started to jig up and down and run on the spot, Just imagine a pigeon standing in one spot and its legs pumping into the ground about 50 times in 3 seconds. It was highly amusing.



Fat smokers YMCA.



There is a YMCA complex near the college i have to go to on Monday mornings, Wednesday evenings and Thursday mornings. Every time i walk by it i laugh and think of NIcnivian. However today i was walking by and 3 of the staff came out. Now i had seen these 3 members of staff on their own loads of times but its only really funny when you see them all at once. They are all about 400lbs and they all smoke, yet they work in a Gym. And they all have nasty red/swollen ankles and horrible dublin accents and raspy smokers voices. I can just imagine them saying:



"Feel the burn, blast through the wall, no pain no gain, push it push it push it. Ok good work, now, get me a pack of fags, a sandwich and do 20 laps, i have to go sit down for a minute."





Bottle rooters.



I was walking around the city and i was going down all the back alley ways i could find and trespassing galore. I would walk behind bars/restaurants and just general places where the public don’t walk taking photos. And i come down this alleyway and im carrying my camera which a few years ago was worth $700 and i come to a really dingy place and i see 4 homeless types rooting around in all these glass bottles and they are all sitting around drinking and just watching me as i walked around taking photographs of the side of the building and pipes etc... After about 5 minutes they got uncomfortable and just walked away. I have that effect on people.





Gambling man.





If you are reading this now its just notes to remind me what i want to write about once i am out of class.

Awww they are so cute when they try and threaten me.
15:57 Dec 04 2005
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My apologies are strong willed.U wouldn't know this becuase your a little bitch.I bet you sucked your mommas tit till you was 20, bucked tooth bitch.i know i'm not allowed here.you can only keep me out for seconds.go ahead suspend me again.............Bitch!!

Satan uses a mac.
22:44 Dec 03 2005
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Today i was helping the girl across the road to put music on her ipod. ANd let me just state that here and now, I. Hate. Macs.



We have them in college and i never like using the damn things. But here i am trying to get music onto this damn thing when all of a sudden the thing decides to erase its harddrive and all the 400 odd songs go missing. Luckily i was prepared for this and i had created a backup. Now when i looked online to see how to make a backup i was told i would have to pay upwards of $15. Fuck that, i did it my own way for free and it worked just fine, so i managed to get all her songs back for her.



Now i start to add the cds she has brought over and here is where my story gets nasty.



I added the following "artists":



Bon Jovi

Bryan Adams

Christina Agulera

Eminem

Him



I think i caught an STD off that agulera CD, i may need to get a jab or two.

Some people.
01:03 Dec 03 2005
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*Insert sound of frustration here.*
22:39 Dec 02 2005
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4 People rated this profile and left 10's. 10's. . WHY??? This screenshot shows you the profile in its entirety. A name, the bite link and the stalk link, followed by a date of creation and last signed on, and that’s it. Nothing else.

If i were a superhero by Jason
02:35 Dec 02 2005
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