17:43 Apr 22 2007
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I haven't really been writing in here lately, and I’ve had a few things in mind to write about. One of those things happened the other night. Me and flan were in bed and the dog decided to wake up really early in morning. Usually he just wriggles around, stands on you a few times and goes back to sleep.
This time however he sat beside flans head and looked down at her. Then he sneezed. Then he sneezed again, and again, and again. Each sneeze aimed directly at flans face. Once he thought flan was wet enough he decided that it was time to sit on my head. Which he did, and refused to move for about 5 minutes.
And once again I don’t have an exact date as to when this happened it was about 3 days ago. Me and flan were walking the dogs, all three of them. We were walking by a field near here and there were two middle aged, tired looking and mustachioed mexicans. They were climbing into a pickup truck and we just walked on by. As they drove past us though they had their music blaring. Now by that I mean exactly what I say;
"Their Music."
Usually when someone drives by you hear some bass line and some supposed lyrics and the usually rap crap. However, these guys drove past with horns blaring. You know that mexican hat dance music, like cliché mexicano music. That’s exactly what they were playing. All I could do was stop, stand there and laugh my ass off. What is it about horns and trumpets and the like that draws in mexicans?
I have noticed that, no offence to anyone, the things America has a monopoly on is,
1. Fat people
2. Stupid people
3. guns
4. mexicans.
In that order.
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