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WTF? Can we say..... DUMB ASS?





Random VR Memer:



Greeting everyone my name is Midnight and I over 206 years' old and I live and a far away land and I'm here to make so friend!

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DarkAngelsCurse
01:42 Jun 13 2010

Oh my.. That is funny....

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PLEASE someone help me understand this profile.... If you are "owned" WHY IN THE HELL would you give your number to ALL of VR? Some people just make no sense......



Random VR Member:







*Owned*





9-20-07







NEW! Cell Phone Number 954 305 6984











I have a sick hot spot for punks

Okay so lets make a profile where we can pretend we are a bad ass, and try to make people scared of you.... THEN in the same breath be pathetic and beg for someone to meet you...... WOW! Can we say issues or is that word a bit to complicated to comprehend?



Random VR Member:







my name is kayla. i have brown hair and brown eyes. i sure in the hell ain't fat but not too skinny either. i have a good personality but if u wanna be on my bad side that wont be a problem. the last fight i got into, i put a 17 year old in a colma. sometimes i am quiet and people call me wierd. but hey like i say mind over pain. im single. and 15.





someone come meet me please!!

Random VR members profile.....

I think it is Carrie back from the dead.... oh wait now she at least got to go to school....



Dear cell dweller, Get a fucking life- if you were truly being held captive, you would not be allowed access to a computer- the end







I'm not supposed to be here... I have no permissions... write and read is forbidden for me. She feeds me, she takes care of me, she protects me from the evil light...



But I'm not a good pet, I need more... So many times I asked her what am I? where am I? why I can not recall any thing besides my room?, but she just smile and give me the red fluid... I get calm and stop the questioning.



No windows, no doors, just a pair of stolen books and this computer. I guess there is others... I do not know... If there is an outside, if you can read this... please let me know...



She is comming, have to go...

Random VR member:



Quote: if there is only humen then wat am i







I dont think I have to elaborate on why this is here..... If I do..... watch out.... you could be in here next. LMFAO! :D

Random Vr Member... says....



*I get it, but unfortunately it occurs only hours before they die. I've been lucky to visit with a few of the people before they pasted.*





The discussion in progress here is one about feeling that someone is going to die before it happens....







Yeh thats right....... it says pasted....... what it is suppose to say is Passed...... *hits head on desk*





Apparently people get pasted when they are about to die.... what is that..... do they huff the paste that most kids eat?