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Things I have to say as a parent....
02:21 Aug 31 2016
Times Read: 461

"Bring the iguana and his legs to me!"

STRANGEST THING I HAVE SAID ALL DAY!

COMMENTS

NatsuDragneel
07:06 Aug 31 2016

o.O

Angelus
23:58 Aug 31 2016

pretty strange, yes.

Vocabulary
22:57 Aug 18 2016
Times Read: 496

New word created. Poofunky. It is pronounced (poof funky) but smashed together to make one word.... Used in a sentence.... My daughters hair looks poofunky in her pictures. This has been a public service announcement.

COMMENTS

BitchCraft
23:55 Aug 18 2016

I'm loving this word! All of mine are bad bad bad,and I promise to not teach her any of them until she is at least 25!

Facebook find of the day
20:06 Aug 07 2016
Times Read: 556

Came across this little gem on Facebook today. I laughed probably harder than I should have.

So sad... Please put this as your status if you have dated, known, worked with or are related to, married to (or divorced from) or have children with someone who suffers from being a fucking idiot. We all need to understand, being a fucking idiot is real and must be taken seriously. You could be sitting next to a fucking idiot right now. There is still no known cure for being a fucking idiot, and sympathy does not help. Sometimes a piece of 2 by 4 to the back of the head helps, but not a lot. But we can raise awareness! 85% won't repost this because they don't know how to copy and paste!!

COMMENTS

SimpleMan
20:42 Aug 07 2016

I almost fell off of my chair laughing. Thank you, because I needed a good laugh.