Listen, you crazy bible thumpers! Easter is some weird shit! You trump chubby-red sliding down a chimney to celebrate God's kid with a designer egg-laying bunny that celebrates the rebirth of said dead kid and what the fuck? We bite the heads off poor chocolate bunnies, and slurp sweet innocent marshmallow Peeps... does this gorging of mammalian candiness celebrate the second-coming? I don't it. Easter is cool for candy, egg salad and laughing at other's flatulence.
You churchy folks are all loony! Loony, I say! *grumbles* Bunny egg-laying loons....
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MasterMindedFate
02:48 Mar 28 2009
i'm not a churchy folk but i do think it's wrong to make fun of someone for their own personal beliefs or practices,though i do think that some hollidays are getting out of hand and have lost their meaning and have become just good for selling stuff and making a prophet.
to each their own,i enjoyed your post :)
garnetdoll
02:52 Mar 28 2009
LOL! Have you seen the chocolate crosses yet? Those are just so bizarre! Last year my daughter actually found a chocolate Jesus head at Wal-Mart. I just couldn’t figure out if those were for the ‘born agains’ or for those of us who would probably take a little more sinister approach to eating ---dare I say it---head (of Christ I mean---all innocent smiles!)