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atyourwindow

i can see dutchys tan lines!





Heh, heh...

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atyourwindow
02:11 Jun 29 2009

must be these raybans im wearing lol

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maybe I should just give Thoth his own section in my journal? sheesh...

LMAO!

ThothLestat

love means never having to pretend you're not listening.

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ThothLestat
04:00 Jun 28 2009

awww, you spoil me!

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CarnelianMyst

I've upped my standards. Up yours.

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CarnelianMyst
01:30 Jun 27 2009

Oh mah Gawd! My kismet made your journal! *faints*

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atyourwindow
01:51 Jun 27 2009

you know your famous when ya make dutchys journal lol

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CryingDutchess
14:08 Jun 27 2009

lol, ain't it the troof, bro... You make da journal all the time!

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Uh oh, Thoth does sound effects, now...



ThothLestat

I shoot lasers that go PEW PEW PEW

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Xzavier

Your butt smells like pickles!



Set at 23:37 on June 25 2009



X, my love, I am beyond afraid to ask...

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Xzavier
01:32 Jun 27 2009

*I* don't have anal issues, pickle ass has issues! lol

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LadyKrystalynDarkstar
02:56 Jun 27 2009

Hey now....

oh wait... pickles???

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CryingDutchess
14:03 Jun 27 2009

XDD Who in the Sam Hain is pickle butt?! You need to up your standards, mister!

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Xzavier
17:14 Jun 27 2009

Up yours!!!! haha

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atyourwindow

well if da house witch got off her fanny and did the work......



LadyxDarkxRayne

a housewitch's job is never done ....

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Priss

Animal testing;terrible idea;they get all nervous and answer wrong

MooniePie

All I want for Christmas is a hot midget stripper with big knockers.



XDDD





Am I close, Moonie??

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atyourwindow
03:33 Jun 28 2009

no sis i believe this is what you are looking for lol

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Isis101
02:44 Jul 04 2009

OMG - LOL!

They kinda' look related...well at least I now see a use for a thong.

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birra

In another case of "size does matter," the kismet field is far too s



PrincesaChela

Shibamos eat poo. Be my friend... Apparently I need more friends....

LadyxDarkxRayne

This Kismet brought to you today by the letter.....K for Karma

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LadyxDarkxRayne
03:31 Jun 25 2009

hehehe what can I say you know the rest of it I am a BITCH =}~ and so is it....

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Cancer

I'm a Prince of Nigeria. Pls help me move $50 mil out of the country.



dabbler

Have You Seen This Person?



PostInsanity

If you can read this you probably aren't dead yet.



Robin3x3

Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.



Cancer? I will forward my bank account info, momentarily.

atyourwindow

*unloved and ignored by da mean ole rachy once again*

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atyourwindow
19:16 Jun 24 2009

see dutchy believe me ! lol

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LadyxDarkxRayne
19:23 Jun 24 2009

Now come one people unless you have been living under a freakin bridge everyone knows I Love AYW and he is never ignored and is alwys shown how much he is loved and how happy he makes me and that Im going to be MIA for a lil while in about 4 weeks , so Do not fall for the antics of AYW, because the mean ole rachy does indeed love him very much, and if he can't see that then he needs to get his eyes and his ears checked.

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CryingDutchess
23:45 Jun 24 2009

Period.

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ThothLestat has been putting me in stitches with his kismet... WHEN CAN WE HAVE A FAVORITE KISMET LIST??



ThothLestat

National Apathy Coalition: Join today. Or later. Or don't. Feh.



I'm crushing your head CRUSH CRUSH



Hee hee!! Now, to crush my supervisor's head...

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MysticalChild
17:39 Jun 24 2009

hahaha! he's been cracking me up too.

the kismet feature is definitely a most fun addition ;]

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ThothLestat
18:11 Jun 24 2009

thanks for watchin'!

I got a whole bag of 'em right here...

*points thumb over shoulder*

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Xzavier

Clouds like boogers, hanging from the nostrils of the moon.

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Xzavier
17:21 Jun 24 2009

Tee hee :D

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lostinpa

Hows my grandma going to get KFC for dinner tonight when im dieting :(



Set at 21:54 on June 23 2009

xRobin3x

Kismet, its whats for dinner.....



LadyChordewa

Time is a great teacher, unfortunately it kills all its pupils.



Nemmy

Playing Fallout 3. Leave a message after the apocalypse.

Cancer

Have a coke and a smile.

Thank you for the laughs VR!! Keep the kismets coming!!



LOVR

I'll kiss her Kismet but I'll be damned if I will call her Mommy !!!



ThothLestat

No one puts Baby in the corner!



LaineyPie

If people don't stop crying about updates.. This place is gunna flood