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I almost assaulted a 90,000 year old man today at work. I would normally a) never be in such a predicament b) never attack someone INSIDE the office... So why does he get special treatment?? Well, he was my first paranoid schizo that I had ever tried to help with a car accident they were in. Yes, the medical assessment is very accurate. He also spat when he spoke *EWWW* little flecks of spittle would go flying everywhere and I would have to pretend I dropped something or needed something to keep dodging the torrential downpour from his crusty mouth.



So, where does the beat down come from?? He crashed one of my company cars and then yelled at me saying I never saw the damage -- let's rewind folks... Can't see damage if it WASN'T there. That wasnt what set me off, though. When he told me to shut up and that he would get an attorney to fight me over a dent because I wanted to rob him to pad my pockets... well, I got testy. Looking back, I have to laugh because one of the things I did say to him to stop yelling was "Zip it! You will not use that tone here, sir!!"



In the end, he said I was very nice and sweet and gave my manager root beer to give to me (no doubt laced with cyanide, but still a nice gesture, right??)

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CAJOME
06:50 Aug 15 2008

Mmmm.... cyarootnidebeer....gaaaahhhh *belch*

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CryingDutchess
17:37 Aug 15 2008

Hey, that's what YOU sent me a case of -- was that stuff laced? I was wondering why I was chasing after flying elf ninjas. Will this show up in a drug test??

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