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So, out of guilt for not going to work today I bought copious amount of fattening food (slice of pizza, a donut, pasta with shrimp and both rice and chocolate pudding)... Okay, okay...and a bottle of White Merlot.



I ate the slice of pizza, a cruller, drank two glasses of wine, the pasta with shrimps and two tablespoons of both the chocolate and the rice pudding.



I spent a good forty five minutes pushing out and then sucking in my belly. As someone who used to have a six-pack... well, I feel like I will be 69-ing Jabba the Hutt any day now.



I wish I had the nerve to regurgitate all those calories -- egestion works, too! Alas, straining and paining my bowels or bursting the capillaries in my face by inducing vomiting just ain't gonna get it. See -- I'd never survive in Hollywood. Wither that or my compulsive guilt eating would be cured by narcissistic guilt... I think it is time to re-prioritize these damn sins.



*grabs a bottle of water and a can of Pepsi and heads to bed*