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Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?

Thou art more lovely and more temperate;

Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,

And summer's lease hath all too short a date:

Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,

And often is his gold complexion dimmed,

And every fair from fair sometimes eclines,

By chance or nature's channging course untrimm'd;

But they eternal summer shall not fade,

Nor loose possesion of that fair thou owest;

Nor death shall brag thou wander'st in his shade,

When in eternal lines to time thou growest;

So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,

So long lives this gives life to thee.

Everywhere I see bliss,

from which I am irrevocably excluded

Awake, fairest, thy lover is near-

he who would give his life

but to obtain one look

of affection from thine eyes;

my beloved,

Awake!

Baked beans are good for your heart.

the more you eat

the more you fart

Beans

Beans

The musical fruit

The more you eat

The more you toot!



Thats about as poetic i can get