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Simply go outside at midnight on any day and clearly say this spell 5 times



Dark forces combind for each other the time of midnight the darkness overwhelmes

I wish to be a blood thirsty vampire so mote it me so mote it be





Takes exactly 1 hour to complete



Will crave blood

Pale skin

Burn in sun light

Have a strange power

The reason good women like me and flock to my pictures is that there is a little bit of vampire instinct in every woman.



Theda Bara, a.k.a. "The Vamp", attributed in Leta W. Clark, Women, Women, Women: Quips, Quotes, and Commentary (1977), p. 16