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Whenever it is this time of the year, I always feel like singing Boys of Summer. Except I'm not a boy and I didn't have a summer romance. I had a stalker...scratch "had"...he goes to my school. I'll deal with him later. Anyways, I don't want to let go of summer even if the UV rays are harsh. Maybe this problem will resolve when I graduate. Nevermind, fat hance. Forgot about college. I mean I want to go because I like knowledge, but I'm thinking about my career. I want to be a pathologist/anthropologist (god so hard to say and spell), but I thought about going into the demonology and supernatural field. But just imagine that conversation:



Counselor: So, I remember you wanted to work in forensics. Your grades seem fitting for it. Are you sure?

Me: Well, I have been thinking. I want to keep my options open.

Counselor: Mmhmm, yes?

Me: I wanted to try demonology.

Counselor: Riiiight. Well, I honestly don't know the requirements for that.



Later that year...

Dean: Well your grades seem to be in order. Forensics, is it?

Me: Yes, I'd love to be a forensic scientist. I've also been thinking about demonology and the occult.

Dean: Have you tried Salem?

Me: -_-



I wonder about job offers in demonology and the occult. Are there any? And with this world...This isn't just the end of summer...it's the end of my childhood.