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LMAOOO...i love starting my day off with a good laugh....keep them coming, you rock!...dont forget to stop by and leave me my -3! have a good one

Spank ya, spank ya a lot a lot LULZ



Suddenly at the sound of the secret distress call Captain Handy's Derp squad rushes to the rescue !!! Derp da DEEERRRR

101 Covens to avoid...

and NO, People for EATING TASTY animals would STILL be cannibalism with it ... well maybe. lulz

Lol. Not a peta fan but that is funny. Nepeta is a name of a troll girl from a fantasy webcomic called homestuck. I am a nerd.

Ha i saw this profile earlier and immediatley thought of you, in a journal entry way not a weird way....just saying...

I'm confused on how one is "curious" about anal but has already jumped to a bestiality fantasy. This kink journey seems odd.

According to the profile, Lollie it's petplay (NOT BEASTIALITY)....

That dafuq fox is the best fucking thing ever.

No pun intended.



I'm not sure they understand the term "fetish"... "The definition of a sexual fetish is the need for an object, body part or material to achieve an elevated state of sexual arousal."

So to get off they NEED MAYBE anal sex, being beaten, blindfolded, treated like an animal, shat on and urinated on, while being bound by the chest by someone with full-arm tattoos?



While being treated like a pet...



what the fuck do they do to their animals?

I can't unhear that in my head. Well played.

...Are they even on the correct website?

It's another one that has a hard on for the female administration. I don't know why I would offended at being called a rug muncher when in fact, I have and its truth. He is just extremely jealous that I've been up in more 'rug' then he's been or ever will be. heh.

Not related but still funny to see.



If I had to venture a guess as to whom the first person was I think I'd put a few dollars on the Powerpuff Millionaire, he's the type to be entertained by the modern electronic pet rock.

I know this will come off as a stupid question, but do you know who the person that's doing this to you is? Is it that Vlad/Supreme guy? Just curious.

If I had to venture a guess as to whom the first person was I think I'd put a few dollars on the Powerpuff Millionaire aka Guru.



He's not the same person as Vlad though, it just seems like it because they are both mentally slow.

Love Markiplier...and coconuts actually...

You don't have to say anything to me, you're just sort of really freaking obvious. I've been here for 10 years, I know exactly who you are. It's not hard to narrow down a chick who is buddy-buddy with the folks that you are and acts the way you do.



Like I told you, you really need to STFU and move on because if you keep whoring for my attention, you just might get more of it than you can manage.

You ate a lot of paint chips as a child didn't you? it shows.



You're a joke, a hack, a second rate no name, back from the past but still just as forgotten. You asked for a day and here we are at 5 and still not a fucking word of sense coming out your mouth. You're a little slow on the uptake and still way behind so I'll drop this back to be more in tune with your IQ.





C-A-T

D-O-G

B-O-X

Hahaha! That Lacy chick doesn't know when to quit.

Different person

Well right off the bat I know you're a chick. Secondly, you're not new here. The higher ups on this site are too tolerant of you, you definitely didn't just show up and get away with everything.



So listen up ho bag, you need to STFU before I rip you a new one. You don't need a new one cause you have one too many already, being the ho bag you are, but keep barking at the wrong tree and I'll gladly do it.

Cover that lumber before you pump her.

Before you attack her, wrap your whacker.

When in doubt, shroud your sprout.

Well played.

Thank you for the laugh!! I am a bit worried that means I have a strange sense of humor.

Lol wow!

Looks like she needs a hug, or a nap!

By the way, who is "vk"?

Vk would be VvvVampireKisses. She's in my honor comments also and I've been in mentioned in her recent journal some.

Wow, to get so butt-hurt over a fake number, just...wow.

You're not as smart as you think. You're actually a little on the rere side. I'm glad to be your fuzzy feeling, you definitely seem to lack attention in your life.

Ooops is that another one gone?

Damn you suck at this lulz

They say imitation is the best form of flattery. ;)

-busts out laughing-

How did you know the hand did it? The hand isn't the only one with the power to kick me off.



Man, you just gave yourself away.

Hmmm, maybe this being in your journal was a hint about it.

I've narrowed you down to 3 people. Give me a day and I'll know exactly who you are.

Righty-O bucko. You go right on ahead and do that. I like a good lulz and since you have it down to 3 people already I know this is gonna be a RIOT.



Only profile here. lulz

This was entertaining. Calling you a troll? I guess he got who the real troll was messed up.

You're not the sharpest tool, are ya buddy? I couldn't possibly be attacking you personally because you're sort of a pussy anon who chooses to post people's pictures when you don't even have one of yourself.

But listen, you're not a troll until you've gone through the VR system. You've been here, what, 2 whole years? Awww you're like a cute little VR baby. This site is very good at purging people like you. It has a 100% success rate.



Since you like songs, here's one for you:



First comes Purgatory,

Then you're ignored.

Then I bitch slap you,

Until we're all bored.

Well bless your cotton-picking heart, you really have no idea how this works, do you? Poor thing, you're a little slow on the uptake huh. Don't worry the small bus will be along to pick you up like normal.



In so little a space you've managed to fit in so much stupid that it's almost amazing. You’re so creative, I mean just damn ... I have never heard anything like that ever before, would have never expected a response just like that at all. Opps sorry sarcasm might be too advanced for you.





Feed me, Seymour. You can do it! lulz

This person sounds familiar to me, but I guess he must have been one of the banned to inifinty whose IP addy had been suspended and found a way to come back after several years, because he doesn't know how many rules and more have been changed. And Images just confirmed who I thought it was.