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God Damn it, i need a Prozac smoothie and STAT!



lick my boots you worm



I'm not anti-social, I'm pro-excessive personal space.



Just renamed our wireless network "FBI Surveillance Van"



And not a fuck was given that day.



Chronic pain has made me it's personal bitch.



I'm never alone, PAIN is my constant companion.



Not so much anti-social, as am pro-isolation.



Hell yes, I'm the mutherfuckin Queen.



Taste my gay rainbow BITCH (shoves rainbow down your throat)



Taste the rainbow BITCH (shoves rainbow down your throat)



Shellsbells is magically delicious.



Shellsbells is a magically delicious Trampire.



Sarcasm, not just a hobbie, more of a calling.



If my sense of humor offends you, you are invited to step da fuck off



Fuckaduck, life is short, embrace it, savor each moment.



who will be my next victim.,errrr...umm friend?



miloshkeat is a sexy sexy bitch. muah xx



Spring and Autumn are my two favorite seasons.



Be mindful when on the net, the world is watching your every move.



What we need here is a Nuclear Winter.



The next Ice Age can not come soon enough.



tell the mid-west that Global Warming is a myth.



fuck it, good night you bunch o freaks... :-)



I'd rather be a Trampire than a Trampon. both suck, one has a string



Next to a dog,a book is mans best friend.Inside a dog is 2dark 2read.



you can make the best or the worst of it,depends;how you want to feel



Baby - it's what's for dinner. Baby - the other other other white meat



shellsbells is a sexy sexy bitch. ♥



Shellsbells is a sexy sexy Trampire. ♥



Just say NO to yellow snow cones.



Isn't BACON a food group too? If not, it should be.



Huh? = Is the battle cry of the ignorant.



Dances naked around the bonfire.



"Got two couches, sleep on the love seat'



RETALI-RATE = a revenge rate; returning the rate you have received.



Hola Bitches...



Don't think of it as losing, think of it as getting beat by a girl.



Does this Kismet make my ass look fat?



Does this ass make my Kismet look fat?



It might just be the bath salts talking but.....you look delicious.



Live life so the Westboro Baptist assholes pickets your funeral.



I will wear black, until they invent a darker color.



Never give in to a baby, they are demanding and bloodthirsty.



Never cower to a baby, they are demanding and bloodthirsty.



Mommy, my clown tastes funny.



When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half



It is too damn hot. What we need here is a Nuclear Winter.



I'd rather be a Trampire than a Trampon.



I am going to strap-on fuck veauclin in the ass. woo hoo!!



So, who want's me to "peg" them tonight?



How people treat you is their karma...how you react is yours



There are 51 breweries in Portland OR, more than any city on earth