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A black comet sped under the motorway dull orange neon lights slightly catching the metallic worx of the comet that flew past beneath them.

The comet was not cosmic (althought the rider really could use that speed right now) it was manmade. a kawasaki to be exact, metallic black with the orange glow carressing the smooth curves and highlighting the petrol tank as the one headlight dented the night in front of it.

The rider also wore all black seemingly to almost blend in with the bike to a point that it was hard to tell where the rider began and the bike began.

The rider wore heavy Army issue combat boots with black baggy pants that hugged a flat waist and led to a tight black t-shirt with a picture of death on the chest, behind him his leather duster flapped in the wind behind him acting almost like a deranged bat also tryin to urge speed out of the bike as well, the riders visor was reflective but inside the eyes, although being on the road ahead, was also filled with confusion and disbelief.

The rider was called Dex and right now he was fleeing for his very life.

dex usually thought to himself for two reasons

A)It made instant sense

B)It calmed him down

Right now though it was scattered as he thought to himself

"Ok ok I go out for a drink and end up pulling a crazy foxy olive skinned raven haired beuty and now am running home like a crackhead on liquid meth."

As it turned out the original "plan" was jus to have a pint in the bar then go home but ooohh no Dex had to see a female figure through the smoke filled room and settle on her.

She was slim and slightly muscular ("Aerobic's teacher??" Dex had thought) she was lithe and sensual and very attractive, her raven colored hair sat on her bare shoulders acting like a frame for her exotic facial features.

"Next think you know I'm outside thinkin am gonna have THE story to end all stories in the barracks when I go back to the base but noooooo she starts bitin which is cool till I start bleeding"

At this thought Dex looked down to see his shirt (xmas present of his ex girlfriend but hey it was still a fave) was soaked in blood .

"Aw sneck and I never even got to finish my pint.........................................erm ok dude you just nearly been killed by a *ahem* a FUCKING VAMPIRE AND ALL YOU CANTHINK ABOUT IS A DRINK???"

Dex thought this to himself and nearly laughed at his own stupidity, he closed his eye's briefly to try and focus he was quite dizzy from th loss of blood, he didn't see the sharp glint of metal ahead lying in the road, as the front wheel punctured the back of the bike flew up throwing dex high into the night air and scraped along the floor below him leaving a trail of sparks, Dex hit the ground slightly behind it and did an instinctive Parachute drop and roll to lie and see his bike grind to a juddering halt

"Aw ^)&*)%()&^%^ only one more )&*^)&*^*) payment" he thought to himself angrily and how the hell was he gonna explain it anyway he thought.

Behind him he heard a low powerful rumble that sent slight vibrations throught the motorway tarmac beneath him ("Trust the motorway to be deserted tonite" he thought ironically ).

A bike slowed down in front of him and not wearing a helmet the hottie stepped off the bike her green emearald eyes flashing at him beneath seductive lashe's her legs were encased in tight leather pants as she appraoached him on the floor, her steps thudding toward him "Aw.......................crap" dex thought as he closed his eyes, he did't see the third figure appraoching behinf the hottie with a sword drawn............................................

*Yawn*

"You know bein a Vampire ain't it all it's cracked up to be you know."

Ryan thought to himself for the umpteenth time that night

"Oh sure the immortal thing (one minute I'm cool the next I ancient *bitter laugh* go figure) then theres the blood drinking thing (Imagine your food lookin the same smelling the same for the past oooohhhh 700 years) or there's the I look hot in a Cematery or club thing and pull every night (ok I know the Kama Sutra back to front and upside down....................or right side up as it were :S) and if I had a quid 4 every time I had to eviscerate some dude for pinchin my butt I'd be a milllionaire (Oh wait I am :).

Ryan sat back in his crummy chair in the pub surrounded by mortals as usual thinkin all these crazy things, as much as he hated to admit it sometimes bein what he was kinda did well suck for lack of a better word.



He didn't mind or particularly care what he was and the only thing he missed really was skateboarding with his pals in the beach during the summer..............at this Ryan winced remembering waking up thinking everything was normal then nearly gettin crispified as he stepped out the beach hut he woke up in (you know how boring it was to stay in an epmty hut with nothing to read or play for 9hrs till the sun went down???).



Ryan almost laughed his ass off the seat at the memory, a tray floated past his eye's with a holgraphic message "Welcome to Willy's bar" in faulty letters.

2706 and they still couldn't get stuff to work right Ryan idly mused to himself as the tray oblivously floated on taking orders "aaahhhhh" Ryan thought to ssee society evolve (or de0evolve) to him was at best entertaining and laughable he still yearned for simpler days of sonic transport and decent fashion sense the world to him right now looked like a 200AD nightmare it made mega City 1 look homey

Ryan got up and left the bar and walked to the moving skedway (which only reaffirmed his belief that humans reall were cattle) and sauntered off into the morning Sunrise..............................................like he thought bein a Vampire really ain't all that good as he faded to a pile of ash.

We were were flying but you were on my back in battle gear (sorry me dutiful dragon as ever :) and I was like saddled you know bit in my mouth an all and in one hand you had my reins and in the other you had a greast big bloody sword.

The sky was black and the ground was dead absolutely no loife whatsoever.

In the distance there were coal black dragons approaching with blood red eyes and there were many of them but what was scary was I was charged with aggression you were charged with anger and they well they had no emotion whatsoever they just attacked no anger in their eyes no roaring jus cold attacks any way we took out 4 of em but the last one knocked you off as I dived for you I caught you but the last 1 stabbed through my back with his claws and I fell and turned so you would be on my chest and I would absorb the impact and the last thing I saw was you standing above me cryin..............wierd eh??



Sent this to a mate and seemed to good to jus delete you know :)