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I didn't fall! The floor was looking at me funny, so i simply drope kicked it!!!!!!!!!!

The angel on my shoulder left a note on my ear that said "The voices in your head wont stop bothering me and the devil iz now your bitch, I QUIT!!!!' so i hired a new one.... their makeing out right now, such a cut couple!!!!!!!!!!!



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Iz it bad when the angel on my right shoulder agrees with the devil on my left?

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tromboneluv
18:28 May 31 2012

NO! They have to agree sometime!

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The only reason im here iz cuzz im to evil for heaven and the devil thinks i will take over!

Officer i swear, I didn't murder her! She ran into my knife 10 times and jumped infront of my car!!!



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