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Catharsis : Haha okay :P



DrCullen : I'm looking for stuffs. >_>



Catharsis : What kind of stuff? :P



SYSTEM : TheArtistRose has left the room.



DrCullen : Fun stuff! :D



TheArtistRose : boxers or briefs?



Catharsis : Bahaha, okay :P



Catharsis : Lul, if that ain't the age old question :P



DrCullen : He is a boxer lad. ;P



TheArtistRose : LOL



DrCullen : He told me so...? >_>



Catharsis : Guess she really was snoopin' through my drawers o.o



DrCullen : I'm going to stop talking now.



Catharsis : Fufufufu



DrCullen : Dylan, I would like to explore your draws very much. ;P



DrCullen : OH NO! That's...! SORRY! D:



Catharsis : Well, Katie, I must say feel completely free to ;P



DrCullen : I just don't think sometimes.



Catharsis : It's okay :P



SYSTEM : ThyBlutEngel has entered the room.



DrCullen : It is? You understand?



ThyBlutEngel : titties and beer



Catharsis : I do :P



DrCullen : I bet he saved that. And...That was what I meant to say, too. It was meant to be dirty. I admit it! Slay me now! D:



ThyBlutEngel : Cullen is finally coming over to the dark side



TheArtistRose : LOL, wow, so you look in his drawrs and now you make him say 'I do" that was fast.



ThyBlutEngel : here have a cookie



Catharsis : No slaying you, Katie~



TheArtistRose : *drawers



Catharsis : But it's good to admit things ;)



ThyBlutEngel : wow cullen You did that faster than any woman I've ever seen



DrCullen : Ravage me instead Dylan?



Catharsis : >.>



DrCullen : God damn. I type quicker than I think.'



TheArtistRose : I know right.



ThyBlutEngel : me too



TheArtistRose : *lag



DrCullen : I'm digging my own grave here.



Catharsis : Okay, Katie! :P



ThyBlutEngel : dig away this shit is funny



DrCullen : ...Ravage me, you say okay? You're really NOT making this easier, Dylan.



TheArtistRose : LOL, funny as hell.



DrCullen : ...He said "I do"? Um...so what?



TheArtistRose : I now pronounce you husband and wife. xD (couldn't help but say that)



ThyBlutEngel : Katie it could Be much worse, he could pull out the whips and chains and still forget a condom



ThyBlutEngel : :)



TheArtistRose : Protection is needed.



DrCullen : Dylan...did you save that?



DrCullen : But, I want kids now. ;o



TheArtistRose : Hell, if he didn't I should.



TheArtistRose : -copies-



DrCullen : For the love of god. I'm chopping off my fingers.



TheArtistRose : XD HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!



Catharsis : This conversation has gone such a direction lol



DrCullen : Dylan? If it's disturbing, then I'm sorry.



TheArtistRose : I know you 2 got married in the end and everything.



ThyBlutEngel : the Honeymoon should be interesting



Catharsis : Not disturbing at all, Katie :P



ThyBlutEngel : Dylan's sense of Humor is screwy



DrCullen : Hey, who is waiting for the honeymoon? D



ThyBlutEngel : for beginners of oral sex. tongue your ABC's



Catharsis : I would hope not ;P



TheArtistRose : LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

in no particular order



Taurus (20 APRIL - 20 MAY) Your love life takes a turn for the worse this week after the installation of an infra-red intruder alarm at Regent's Park Zoo.



Gemini (21 MAY-20 JUN) I'm gonna wash that man right out of my hair. 'Pearl necklace' my giddy arse.



Libra (23 SEP-23 OCT) This week stretch your shopping budget through a combination of bin-scavenging, road kill and good, old-fashioned thieving.



Leo (23 JUL-22 AUG) As August sighs and gives way to September's hints of autumn you can once again dust off your trusty old Mackintosh and retire to the park for a nice long wanking session.



Virgo (23 AUG-22 SEP) As Jupiter moves into a position between Mercury and Venus, make sure everyone has given their written permission before you switch on the camcorder.